"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

*Twins appear on a bench in the park, beside several old ladies*

Viq: Look! Somebody is swimming in that pond!... wait a sec... this isn't Greenland year 1301!

Vibs: Nice view though. *Looks at father splashing in Pond*

Old lady1: *To Father* Hey you get up from that pond!!! You're scaring away the little poor duckies!

Old lady2: Yeah what do you think you are? This ain't no swimming bath!

Old Lady3: Yeah go away you pond-polluter!!

Viq: How did dad...?

Vibs: I have NO clue...

 

[Beauregard]

*climbs dipping wet from the mirey sludge of the pond. Green slim drips off shoes...*

I'll talk to you two later. *pointing finger at twins*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Um... Vibs why did you have to upset him again? Like he doesn't already hates us beyond description.

Vibs: ME?! Who says I did that?

Viq: I do. And Dad does.

Vibs: It was that "Magic For Newbies - So easy even babies can do it" book we... borrowed from Adam's bookcase! I didn't do anything!

Viq: Right. *Sarcastic*

Vibs: ...What's with you? Say, are you on Father's side now or what?!

Viq: ......................... and if I said yes?

Vibs: *stunned* ... Viq... You.... can't be! I mean... We're... you and me we are twins, we are ... alike! I mean... Viq... um... You're not serious are you?!

Viq: *To camera* Of course not, but... I think I found her weakness, and she has taken way too many lollipops from me...
*To Vibs* I have never been more serious in my entire life which is about 1 year and a couple of months or so.

Vibs: *Gulp*

 

[Beauregard]

*father gets home*

Miss Mangogrown, or Fairy G-Mumma whoever is resposible for the twins right now. Go and get them. They are at the park. I want to see them in my office, and I want to see them Now.

 

[minidoozer]

*Suddenly shows up in the middle of Norway*

Where am I?

*Dissapears and falls down right where Mr. Moppet fell down not too long ago*

*SPLASH!*

Hey! Twins! I can swim, I can swim! You don't have to save me!

*Swims around and enjoys the cool water*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ...Um... Vibs?

Vibs: THIS time it wasn't me!! ... I mean!! Um!! Err...

 

[Beauregard]

*notices no one is paying attention back at the home*

Fine, I'll go get them myself.

*marches/squlches back down to the park in wet shoes*

*nods to a passing neighbour who gives a strange glance at the pond-weed hanging from hair*

*to neighbour* I'd advice you not to use the new hair-dressers, Curl Up and Dye in town.

*neighbour walks on convused*

 

[minidoozer]

*Crawls out of the water*

Oh I'm completly wet! Yuck.

*Finds a random old lady*

Have you got a hair dryer with you?

Old lady: "A hair dryer? I am terrible sorry to tell you that I haven't got one."

*Mingostone finds another ramdom old lady*

Have you got a hair dryer with you then?

Old lady: "Yes I have! I just waited for someone to ask about it. I've carried it around for years now! Here, take it!"

*Mingostone takes the hair dryer and dryes her hair.*

Twins? Are you here?

*Thinks: I thought they sat on that bench.*

Viq? Vi-ibs??

 

[Beauregard]

Why, Hello Pingu-stone. Why, you are all wet? You know, the strangest thing happened. I was walking into the park, when an old lady walked up to me with a towel and said, "I am so sad....I've been walking around for fifteen years with this towel hidden on my person, and then some green-eyed woman wants a dryign implement, whadda' she want? She wants a hair-dryer. Modern youth....Snacccch!" And she whipped me with the towel. Feels very painfull. Mind if I sit down on the bench here?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Hello!

Vibs: *stunned* WHAT are you DOING? We were supposed to hide from Father remember?!

Viq: Why? He's our father. And she's our nanny.

Vibs: But... *Looks at Father and Nanny* ... Hello heh.