"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*sits down in study with book*

Hmmm...*flips through*...ah, this is where they were. Travel...hm...how do you pronounce that??? Pergamonspatergulumbits?

*appears in The Count's kitchen*

*hits the floor*

Oh...um...I just dropped in...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Sits on floor next to Vibs*

Vibs: *glowers, grumbling, grouching*

Viq: Vib...

Vibs: ...HMRF!

Viq: Hmm...

Vibs: Pergamonspatergulumbits!

*PUFF*

Viq: huh? What... oh hi dad.

Vibs: You traitor.

 

[Beauregard]

Vibs! I told you to stay in your room, and not to use magic. Now go straight back there. Naughty girl. Viq, here, have this lollipop.

Meanwhile, I'd better find Mr Cole and appoliguise for appearing.

 

[The Count]

Oh hello Bo. Seems the twins "borrowed" one of my books eh? Well, it's a good thing I childproofed all my books. That's why all that happened was a cross between its and their own magic to produce the effects you've already experienced. Need a hand?
*Helps Bo up off of the kitchen floor. Don't worry... You're lucky it brought you here. People should be careful when reading/investigating the realm of magics.
*Talks to Bo for a moment, and offers to send him back.
*Takes book and recites correct spell. There, he should be comfy cozy in his bed sleeping the whole thing off.
*Puts book back in the shelves.

To Cole Girls: Now don't you get any ideas from your cousins.
Finished your milk already? Tabby dear, not so fast, you might get hiccups.

*After girls finish their milk, it's off to the study for storytime.
Hmmm, let me find the tome... Ah yes, Destination: Home, that's the one we want.
*Sits down in armchair with girls and book open ready to read.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh I got a lollipop! *Clothes eyes, and puts earplugs in ears*

Vibs: . . . ... . . . . ... . . . What? It doesn't work?

Viq: I can't hear you... la la la la laaa lollipop, lalalala...

Vibs: GGrrr!!! Hmrf!! I'm tired of your new "Father And Son" image! I'm off to... putting (put?) itching powder in Father's pyjamas or something...

 

[Beauregard]

*the next morning....*

*wakes up, scratching itches*

Strange...maybe I have a rash. Weird...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Daaaaaddyyyyyy!!!

Vibs: I'm gonna be sick...

 

[theprawncracker]

*The door to the Moppet Family's house flies open and a mysterious figure in a trench coat and hat enters...*

Mysterious Figure: Oh Nanny Mingostone, your long lost brother from Sweden, Jack Bandit, is here! I'm looking for a place to stay, do you think you could give your little bro a room? *A police siren is heard outside and he slams the door and hides behind a couch until the police leave* Please, I really could use your help.

 

[Beauregard]

*walks downstairs scratching back of neck*

AhhhhH!

*jumps in teh air, tumbles down the stiars, gets up real fast*

Who the heal are you? Oh, look, your eyes are green like Nanny's. How curious...wait...that's none of your beeswax. Who are you?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Look a strange man who just entered the house and has got green eyes just like nanny Mingostone's... How curious!

Vibs: *Gives Viq the evil eyes* Hmrf. *Looks at strange man who just entered the house and has got green eyes just like nanny Mingostone's. Eyes wide open* ...Waa...uu... h-h-hellomahajtatatatata la... um iiiiihhyouarehelloI'mabbaby...babab...gagag. No! I mean... huuutolsls..

Viq: *Looks into camera* Don't tell me I was like that...
*A lot of childrenvoices from behind the camera shout "YOU WERE!!!"*
Hey what do you guys think this is? Elmo in Grouchland?

Children behind camera: "YEAAAAAHHH!!!"

Viq: Well, it certainly isn't! So get lost you stupid kids who are older than me, but appearantly dumber.

Children behind camera: ".... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

Viq: *Looks into camera* They just don't get it. Anyway... I think Vibs is hit my lightning.

Vibs: Tehehehe, uhuhallaaa.. la. *dribble dribble dribble*

Viq: *Frowns* Charming...

Vibs: JackI'mViiiiiiiiiibbb..... ssss.... hab.

Viq: Oh boy...

Vibs: *hiccup*