"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: What's the difference between a horse and a cow?

Vibs: Um... Is this one more of those lame jokes?

Viq: No it isn't, this one is really good!

Vibs: Okay, I don't know Viq.

Viq: ... Well, I don't know either but they both like grass! AAAhahahahhahaha!!!!

Vibs: Hey you said "What's the difference" not what's the likeness!

Viq: Oh! You've got a point there...

Vibs: What's the likeness between you and me?

Viq: Um... We are twins, just about everything?

Vibs: You are really strange and I am not! AAAAHahahahhahahaha...

Viq: Um Vibs... err.... never mind.

Vibs: What's the difference between you and a trashcan?

Viq: *Frowns* I don't even wanna know the answer...

Vibs: Allright. Then I'll never let you know.

 

[Erine81981]

Do ya'll always do this?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Yes. Except when we don't.

Vibs: Viq, who is that boy anyway?

Viq: I think he is our great great great granduncle... or maybe our cousin.. I don't know.

Vibs: I think he is our great great great great granduncle.

Viq: Could be our great great great great great granduncle?

Vibs: Or our great great great great great great granduncle?

Viq: Or our great great great great great great great granduncle?

Vibs: ... Or maybe he's the boy next door?

Viq: Or maybe he is our great great great great great great great great great great granduncle?

Vibs: Or maybe he is our great great great great great great great great great great granduncle's son?

Viq: Or maybe he doesn't even excist. Maybe he is just our imagination.

Vibs: Or maybe you just can't spell.

Viq: What?

Vibs: It's exist! No C!

Viq: See what?

Vibs: Forget it...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

This? Thats an anagram of hits. Which is an anagram of....oh. Never mind.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Waves* Hi Aunt DannyDan!

Vibs: ARE YOU NUTS!?!?? That thing wants to eat us, don't you Aunt DannyDan it!

Viq: But Vibs, we need to make friends with it.

Vibs: WHy?

Viq: Then it won't eat us! Because you don't eat your friends.

Vibs: But you do eat your brother or sister's children?

Viq: Yep!!.............. No wait...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Never mind, I'll eat you anyway. Right after I dance "Ballet de Strawberries"


*dances Ballet de Strawberries*

And now to eat the twins....

*eats Viq, but not Vibs*

Good lord, that was repulsive. Where are my strawberries?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *From Aunt DanDan (Who I assume shallowed Viq in one piece!) stomach* Oh my... He did it. He actually.. DID IT!! Viiiiiiiiibs - iiiiiiiibs -iiiiibs -iiibs -iibs!!! HEEEEELP - EEELP - EELP - ELP!!!

Vibs: *looks stunned at the mad he-she-it-person infront of her that claims to be her aunt* You... DID IT!! Arhh!!!!!

Viq: *To himself* I wonder for how long I'll be stuck downhere... Hmm... *strikes a match* hey it's not that bad actually. A deck chair! And what is this.... HOLY COW! Aunt DanDan ate a Jacuzzi! Awesome!

Vibs: *Walks/Crawls around in little circles panic-stricken* Oh no no no no no no! It's jsut typical!! I must do something.... But what!? I'm only a baby... I need someone.... I.... *Glances Father* No way!
- I might as well just blend myself right away then!!

....

Daaaaddy? Viq ... Aunt DanDan... um.. !!!

Viq: *Splash* Whoopeeee!! And here comes the great "Cod-and-jellyfish mixed with a bit prawn" dive! *Splaaash*

 

[The Count]

Now quit kidding.

Dan-Dan, you know that spell is still in place. You never ate Viq, you just ate an overstuffed mailbox that looked like Viq.

Now don't make me remind you again, I've got enough troubles at home.
The hospital finally released Izzy and we're all at home fright now. Stop on by tomorrow, and I'll show you the big surprise.

 

[Beauregard]

*puts down pay phone from which The Count as speaking*

I wonder what it could be. Maybe the cat-woman wife of his had a nasty fur-ball...infact, I'm pretty sure it was that. I'd better get some nice soothing mints for her throat..yes, that's what I'll do. It will be a nice touch. Mother Would be pleased...

And, Twins, stop pretending that Dan-Dan ate you...we dont eat family members. *smackes Dan-Da's wrist*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Pretending that Aunt DanDan...?

Vibs: Um... Yeah Viq cut it off!

Viq: ...???!!!! - He ate me!! I swear I was down in his stomach with a Jacuzzi and all!

Vibs: No one would be able to eat a Jacuzzi!

Viq: !! BuT!!

Vibs: Viq, face it. You were dreaming.

Viq: *Looks into camera* I guess it's one of those days where you just don't get what's going on around you.