"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*later...*

Ah, there we go...I've just packed away all the food-clothes, and, oh dear, that looks like a note from mangment, well, I'm off then. I'll leave it to Mr Harvey to sort out.

*rings Nanny on a mobile*

Can you get the twins over here? We'll spin by Vic school to pick him up, then drop ourselves off towards Mr Cole's house. I 'll pick up some throat-soothers for the fur-bal I am sure his wife had stuck in her throat. Yes, No! Ok. See you then.

*picks up coat, and leaves the office*

 

[minidoozer]

*Picks up the twins and drives to Mr. Moppet*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Sits in car seat, holds a flower in his hands and picks the petals off one by one* I was eatin by Aunt DanDan, I was not eaten by Aunt DanDan, I was eaten by Aunt DanDan, I was not eaten by Aunt DanDan, I was eaten by Aunt DanDAn, I was not eaten by Aunt Da...

*Vibs grabs the flower and throws it out the window*

Viq: HEY!! Why did you do that? Now I'll never know if I was eaten by Aunt DanDan or not!

Vibs: Well, not my problem I'm trying to sleep here.

Viq: Sleep? We just woke up!

Vibs: Yes but you heard daddy. He both thought and said "The twins woke up early" which is why I'm tired. Now if you'll excuse me (If you won't, I'll make you excuse me!!!) I need to get my sleep....
*Nods off to sleep cute...err...fully!*

Viq: Hmrf!

Vibs: I heard that!

Viq: I said... Vibs is sweet -f!

Vibs: ...... ZzzzzzzzzzzZZ..

 

[minidoozer]

*Arrives next to Mr. Moppet*

Hi Bo.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs! Viiiiiiiiibs!

Vibs: ZzzZzzz...hu... zzz... wh-ha? WHy do you wake me up!?!

Viq: Because I can't just sit here talking with myself. And just between us, I don't even know where we are right now.

Vibs: You can't talk with yourself? Well that's a new one.

Viq: *frowns*

Vibs: *yawn* Why don't you try and ...uh... figure out the meaning of ... the universe or something? *Blinks to the camera*

Viq: The... meaning... of... the...

Vibs: Universe, right you got it... *yawn* ... mamnamnamZzmnamzzzzzzzZZzz...

 

[Beauregard]

*father gets into the car, as Miss Mingostone drives*

Welll stop and pick up Vic and the-boy-next-door-or-who-used-to-be-next-door-but-now-lives-under-the-same-roof-as-I-Kyle, and perhaps the dog.

Then we'd better get to Mr Cole's. I promised we'd be there soon.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: The universe is so big and yet so small... Now wait, it is jsut big not small... Um...

Vibs: *Wakes up to the sound of Father speaking* ARRrrH! I'm so tired, I just wanna sleep, *Breaths in in a sobbing way* WHAAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Viq: So it is just big and big and black with a lot of things that are yellow-ish. Hmm...

Vibs: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Viq: WHAT are you doing Vibs?

Vibs: WHHAAAA... oh, I'm crying, wailing pathetic and heartrendingly what does it look like?...*Rolls eyes*....WHAAAAAHAAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*looks over shoulder*

Now, what are you two balling your eyes out for? Don't make me turn this car around...wait...don't make me make Miss Mangocar turn the stone around..wait...don't....make me get out and walk...that is...

Stop crying.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... The meaning of the Universe, the meaning of... !!! I got it!!! I think... It is...

Vibs: *interupts* ... Stop crying??!! What do you mean stop crying? I'm a baby I'm supposed to cry... *sniff* ... and... actually... I... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Viq: NooooOOO!!! Vibs! I jsut had it, now I forgot!!! I had just figured what the meaning of life, earth, all animals and humans, life itself is and then you interupted and I forgot!!!!!

Vibs: ...Yeah, well just blame the baby everything, she is just wailing... WHAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Viq: ... Vibs, are you serious?

Vibs: *Whispers* Of course not. *Loud* WHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WWWGAGGAGAGAGAGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHA *sob sob* AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Right! Thats it. Nanny, stop the car. Twins, out, you can walk....crawl....cruel...oh, I am so cruel...what would Mother think?

Right! Nanny, start the car again. Twins, if you make a sound, I'll...

Yes, I will...um...*cough*

Right, ho. On we go.