"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*father awakens to find....*

What is this letter on the kitchen table?

*lifts letter*

"Dear all, especially Father, I, don't know exactly how to put this, but, I got a call while you were all asleep. My mother is in hospital, and I need to leave right away, y'all. Good bye, and be good. Mother."

*father walks to a window, sees the car pull away*

Take Me With You!

*charges downstairs and out teh door*

Waaaaaiiiiit!

*the car turns a corner, and father realises he is still in his pyjamas*

*runs back inside*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Ooh, ding dong. Suits you, sir.

 

[Vibs]

*Viq and Vibs looks at each other*

Both: *wailing* DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD WAAAAAARRRRRHHHH!!!!!

Viq: *Whispering* This is fun isn't it?

Vibs: WAAAAAARRRRHH, what? Oh you mean crying out loud like normal babies would do? Oh yes it is hillarious!

Both: WAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHH!!!!!

 

[Erine81981]

*wakes up from babies crying* WHAT!! Oh I'm over at Vic's. I thought there for a second I was still in a crib at home. Oh I need to get some fresh air. *opens a window* Ahhhhh thats better. Could some one shut up those noise makers?! *goes to kitchen and makes some "chicken al king with noddles*

 

[Beauregard]

*walks in the house in PJ's*

*hears crying*

*walks out*

*sees PJ's*

*walks back in*

Shhhh! Please, be quite...good children, be hushed. Hush yourselves. SHUT UP!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: WAAAAAA.... Wha.. um...

Vibs: WHAAAAA... um? Hey!? He is suppose to comfort us, give us a lot of love, take us in his arms, tell us everything is gonna be okay, that life might be strikning but we will make it, that no matter what we must go on, and that he will always be there for us!

Viq: Why would he say that?

Vibs: I have the feeling he might be our... you know.. our...

Viq: Vibs are you saying that...

Vibs: Yes Viq. We have to face the truth, that guy over there *Points at father* It's our... he might be... our f... our f-f-faa...

Viq: *Gulp* please don't say it.

Vibs: FATHER!

Viq: *faints*

Vibs: Uum... Oh dear.

 

[Beauregard]

*grabs the paper from the pourch, pours a cub of hot steamy tea, and settles down at the breafast table*

At elast the kid's stopped their noise for a little while. Now, with Mother away, I may ned to get a baby-sitter while I am at work, unless the fairy-God-mother returns, of if I take them With me to work, but we know how that turned out last time. Perhaps Uncle Dan-Dan could have them....er....well, he'd probably Have them for lunch. Better not.

I know, Vic could take them with him to school...if he ever went....

*looks at watch*

Almost time to leave. Better get the baby's dressed for the office...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Slowly opens eyes and looks around* W-what happened?

Vibs: You fainted. -Which proves that guy really is your father.

Viq: *faints again*

Vibs: Hmrf!

 

[Beauregard]

*holds on twins under each arm, and walks to the bus stop (since mother took the car)*

One adult ticked, and two children...well...babys.

*takes a seat in the buss, and plops twins beside him*

 

[Harvey Towers]

[I'll be Mr Harvey - Father's friend and co-worker]

*In Messer's Harvey and Moppet's shared office at "Wilson's Marble Design and Testing Plant"*

*Mr Moppet bundles in his twins*

Morning Mr Moppet! How are you today?

Oh is this your son? I'd hardly recodnise him - he's grown a whole second body since the last time I saw him!

Anyway, why have you brought him in with you? I don't remember you bringing him in before and I must have worked here for, em *counts on fingers* I don't know, at least twenty minutes...