"The Moppet Family..."

[Vic Romano]

*sits straight up from the floor where he's been out for 4 day*
Dad lost his marbles years ago.
*drops right back down, fast asleep*

 

[Erine81981]

*goes to wake up Vic and sees a magic wand* Ahhhhhh this has to be Aunt Dan Dan's. This is going to be one fun day! *runs around the house doing magic*

 

[Beauregard]

(Side note: the wand is the Fairy Godmothers)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

[yes, but giving it to Aunt DanDan would be a pretty fab idea]
Ooh! A wand!! Thank you, my child. Have a goose
*regurgitates goose*
Anyway, let's see what I can do with this
*waves wand and babies appear on a plate before me*
At last!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Wha...?

Vibs: I second thaaARRGH!! *Sees Uncle DAnDan

Viq: ARRGH!! What's going on? Where are we?

Vibs: On a plate, just about to be eaten by our uncle.

Viq: Oh cool... I mean... No it's NOT cool!

Vibs: Please mister you don't wanna eat us!! This gotta be some practical joke of some sort.

Viq: yeah but it's not fun! *Looks terrified at Uncle DanDAn*

 

[Beauregard]

*thinks*

Wonder where the twins went...oh, well, I am sure they are ok.

*says*

Ah ha! Wonderful, and inovative idea. Triangle Marbles! I'll call Susan, see what she thinks.

*ring, ring*

What do you think of this idea?

Susan: It sounds...rubish.

But, we are still testing. Do you think people will want to use these? We are in the marketing-plan stage still, remember.

Susan: Up your nose.

Exactly! We must think. Will people want marbles that cna be inserted naselly? Hmm....Bet Aunt Dan-Dan would....wonder what he is up to....

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Um... Why is he staring at us like that?

Vibs: He probably considers how to eat us... *gulps*

Viq: Shouldn't we... you know... run or something?

Vibs: Run? If you find a way we can run, while being tied up on a plate, you tell me!

Viq: Oh...

Vibs: My thought exactly. Or more like OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! -actually.

 

[The Count]

Uh-oh, gotta use a trick or two. Seems that crazy Uncle DanDan has gotten the babies on a plate and has now gone through the ritual of changing their nappies for letuce bibs and powdering them with salt and pepper. Well, if he thinks he/she/it's gonna make a meal of my gifted niece and nephew, there's another thing comin'!
*Uses two different tricks to confuse and astound.
*The babies are first teleported back to Beauregard at the office cleanly dressed in their normal clothes.
*Then, replicas of the babies made out of taffy are left in place of the real ones on DanDan's plate.

There, that should take care of that. DanDan will have a tough time talking after putting those babies in his gullet.

 

[Erine81981]

Ok? I was once having fun with a wand and it disappeared. What just happened? Oh well. YO VIC, TED, BIGGY and YAKKY!!! Come eat some dinner. I have some chicken al king, green beans, mac and cheese and refried beans. Hope thats good. *digs in and eats until the guys got there*

 

[The Count]

*Sees Kyle chowing down outside.

Hey Kyle, just thought I'd let you know. The wand belongs to SugarBritches, but DanDan took it in exchange for a goose he/she/it regurgitated. DanDan then made the babies appear on a plate, but I took care of that and now Viq and Vibs are safely back with Bo.

BTW: When are you going to introduce us to that gal of yours?