"The Moppet Family..."

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Wharfarfer yoof sarf, Kyle! *Swerves off road and crashes into campground* *Shouts* Arfraorf arfrark?? Goof. Narf orf garf hark. Sarfy aboof tharf...

Translation: Whatever you say Kyle! Everyone alright? Good. No one got hurt. Sorry about that...

 

[Beauregard]

Vibs: *Whispers* yes and don't ruin it!! *loud* I think we should give R a great applause! Right Viq? *gives him the "You-better-clap-when-I-tell-you-to!!" eyes*

*Twins start clapping*

*embaressed by teh praise* Well, taht really isn't necesary, I mean, if I just add an "s" to the end of "Antidisestablishmentarism," we get "Antidisestablishmentarisms."

That must exist too...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Deep silence*

Vibs: "Deep silence"? I can't reply to deep silence Viq...

Viq: Oh sorry, what I meant was... *whispers* It can't do that can it?? It's our word!!

Vibs: I don't know! It may cheat you know?

Viq: Yeah... *To father* Are you trying to cheat?

Vibs: We just gave you an applause and now you're cheating? *Sniffles fake*.... We do have feelings you know?!!

 

[Beauregard]

Cheat? Where...?

Oh, there. Um. Well, let's me try and explain. When playing with babys, or young children, I don't generally play with babys. But anyway. Sometimes it is neccesary to bend, not break, the rules a little to make them feel better.

For example, you are playing Chess, and the person who is playing against you captures te King, you don't tell them that is not allowed becase you should have noticed before and you are feeling embaressed....um...that wasn't a good example.

Imagine you are playing Scrabble and the person you are playing agaist adds an S to a word you've made, and gains more points...and it makes him happy...and if you told him it was cheating he would cry...*sniff* You wouldn't tell him he was a cheat, would you?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *sarcastic* Oh of course you wouldn't!! You gotta bear with the weak ones don't you?

Vibs: Indeed! That's why I say R can have the word and let's just say he won the game...

Viq: But he didn't!!

Vibs: He already feels bad about himself, don't make it worse..

Viq: I would feel bad about myself too if I were that thing... *grins*

Vibs: VIQ!!!

 

[Beauregard]

Tht's it. No more Mr Nice-Guy.

*grabbing the scrabble board, and shaking all the tiles off*

You were warned, now it's Nap Time.

 

[Erine81981]

Gets off the bus.......

Now this is going to be one awsome vacation. *looks over at the young ladies* There a bunch of "HOT BABES!!"

Yakky: Wagga Wagga!

Thats right. Lets set up the tent and then we can go seek those young hot babes. *rubs hands together*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Did I hear someone say catastrophic? If yes, I'll eat a cream cake with my left hand while singing Kylie Mingogue songs!!
*reveals cream-cake and eats it*
I just can't get you out of my head....

 

[christyb]

Mother finally comes home...

*spies father and twins playing together*

Now that's a lovely picture. What have you three been doing while I've been gone? Have the boys called yet?

 

[Beauregard]

*leaps up at the sound*

Ooh, hello dear. I was just winning...er...scrabble. Ad the babys thought that wasn't fair, so I stopped playing, and thought, bath time.

On a side note, have you ever heard of the word Antidissesstablishmentarianism?