"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh the lady is back!! *To mother* Please please please don't leave us alone with R again, then rather wearing the same nappy for a week!!

Vibs: Yeah!!.... A week? *Looks at father* -A week!!!!

 

[christyb]

You mean he hasn't changed you two?? *looks at father* You can't take care of anything while I'm gone can you? *to twins* Ok you two. Bath time, change time, then nap time. But not necessarily in that order.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh wouldn't it be fun, wearing nappys while bathing?

Vibs: No the water would become really... I don't even want to think about it!

Viq: It would be kewl!

Vibs: Kewl? Since when did you start speaking with an english accent?

Viq: Well do you mind??

Vibs: Um no I was asking... Anyway what were talking about?

Viq: Nappys and water...

Vibs: Oh... Well, as long as mother baths us!

 

[Beauregard]

*flabbergasted look*

But I already did their nappy's, dear.

Oh, that reminds me. I need to give those barbecue tongs a wash. And I de-fumigated the changing-room...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Why did that thing use tongs for changing us anyway?

Vibs: I dunno...

Viq: But I'm glad it did!! If that thing was going to change us with it's bare poisoned, filthy hands... I don't even want to think about it!

Vibs: Viq!! P- Lease!!! Stop!! yuckyuckyuck... *To father* err, nothing personal of course!

 

[Beauregard]

*face crumples into frown*

*opens mouth to speak*

*shuts mouth*

I don't get it.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Of course you don't...

Vibs: Oh we need to re-explain what we just said!

Viq: What were we just saying?

Vibs: I can't remember...

Viq: Me neither!

Vibs: *to father* You remember what you didn't get and we'll try and re-explain it so that you don't feel like a complete fool that doesn't get anything? *Smiles too cute*

 

[Beauregard]

I don't seem to recall what it was you can't remember that I said and you didn't know how to explain because you forgot that you said it when you said it earlier than just now...*archooo*

Excuse me.

Now, um, what was I saying?

 

[christyb]

I don't know dear. Frankly, I don't understand this conversation at all. I'm gonna call Vic's cell and make sure he's allright.

*calls Vic's cell phone. Phone rings and rings and rings...*

 

[Beauregard]

Here,let me try.

*takes phone*

Hello? Hello?

*and rings, and rings, and rings, and rings...*