"The Moppet Family..."

[theprawncracker]

*mutters* Dang Fem, never here when I need him... But Mairin needs my help! And Dan Dan needs chocolates to smother the flames! And now I must prove that my love for Mairin burns hottter than the flames that scorch her body! By buying chocolates for another woman! *sprints to Wilson's*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh Jack, glad you got here. And with chocolates...*sniff*...you do love me. I kinda lied about Mairin, but as Jesus would say "what's done is done, thy kingdom come"

 

[Beauregard]

Jesus would never say such a thing, it was quite different...he was born in two days time, you know.

*frowns*

Baby's are learning to speak earlier and earlier...

 

[theprawncracker]

*shoves box of chocolates in DanDan's face* No one lies to me about my girlfriend being on fire and gets away with it!

*sees Father* Oh hey Mr. Moppet Happy Kwanzaa! *sees Christmas decorations* Oh, does the Management celebrate Chinese New Year?

 

[Beauregard]

I don't know exactly what you are implying, Jack. Oh! That! *picks up old "Chinese Take Away" boxes from the floor* Those are from when we made "China Ornaments" not decorations...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*opens box of chocolates, pours chocolates onto ground and eats box* Mmm...cardboard my favourite. Jack....is that mistletoe you're standing under??

 

[Beauregard]

No...thats Fem wrapped in holly climbing in the window Dan-Dan...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Fem climbs through window*

Fem: This *pant* room *gasp* is on *gasp* the twenty-third *pant* storey

DanDan: Why didn't you use the elevator?

Fem: *sigh* Oh no..I've become the random one

 

[theprawncracker]

I'm starting to think coming to Wilson's was a bad idea...Oh well, hey Mr. Moppet, have you gotten your Christmas bonus yet? Because if not, I'm sure I could steal it from you...By doing more work that is...

 

[Beauregard]

*to Fem* You mean twenty-three feet, Fem.

Jack, while you are here...there's a huge christmas tree in the main room, we won't need it here over christmas, would you mind hoisting it home for me? It's fully decorated, down to the moon on top (They were out of stars).