"The Moppet Family..."

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Beauregard

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*putting kettle on*

Mr Raveloli, nice to..ahh..see you again. And Mrs *raises eyebrows* Jones, always a pleasure.

Oh, not there, can you put the tree there, wait, that way a bit. Hmm..beside that. No, that's too close to the other thing. Maybe behind it...
 

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<walks in holding a tray full of snowcones>

Snowcones anyone? They're fresh off the ground.

<Sees one is yellow colored>

Oh...let's get rid of that yellow one. Doubt its lemonade favored.

<throws the yellow one out the door>

There we are, all is well. Merry Christmas.
 

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*Tears up a little. Sure was nice getting a Christmas card from Christy, we miss her so much. Oh well, the treats are all done and so's the king crab. Hope noone starts picking at it though, that and the smoked salmon are on the menu for the party/lunch on Christmas Sunday.
 

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Goes over to the Moppet's........

*opens the door* Hey there gang!

Biggy: Were here! *carring alots of presents*

Where's Yakky?

Grey: He was just behind us.

Oh well he'll show up later. Don't worry.

Grey: Hows is everyone doing?
 

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Jack: Oh Mairin! I found some mistletoe! *holds mistletoe above head* Something tells me I'm risking alot by doing this...considering there are three other er...woman type things in the house who are also in love with me...Oh well! What fun is life without any risks?
 

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Not a whole lot of fun at all...
**Grandma, who people tend to forget about since she blends in with the furniture so well, slowly makes her way towards Jack underneath the mistletoe. With her cane, she lopsidedly hobbles her way forward, trying to get to him before anyone else, just to make his life difficult for the holidays.**
 

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Hmmm... Think I'll call Mom and ask her if she wants to come over for lunch on Christmas Sunday. *Picks up telephone and places call.
Hello Mom?
 

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*in the kitchen* Now how was it that Mother used to fix these christmas cookies...*feels something, turns around* *no one there*

Mother...

*turns back to the cooker, and throws together flour, sugard, etc, puts it in the oven*

...merry christmas Mother...
 

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*at Isis Tee's apartment*

Isis: It's so nice of you to come over for Christmas Eve

Fem: Well...you did invite me...

Isis: But don't you think that spending Christmas Eve together is...romantic? *flutters eyelashes*

Fem: Yes of course. Do you like the nail polish I bought you?

Isis: Oh very much, Fem. Red...my favourite colour. How did you know?

Fem: Well...it was on special offer at the 99 cent store

Isis: Oh...:rolleyes: ...how fabulous...hey Fem...is that misteltoe above your head?

Fem: *looks up* Why yes...err....it is..but..erm...*Fem's mobile starts ringing* Ooh saved by the bell...well not saved but erm...I'll...er...just answer that...*Fem mumbles into phone* Yes...yes....how many times?...With what...and the wooden spoon told you that? *hangs up* Sorry, Isis, I have to go

Isis: But we haven't watched "It's A Wonderful Foot" yet. And we were going to go out and build a snowfoot and drink cocoa by the fire...

Fem: I'm sorry, my pet, but DanDan has got into some trouble. I'll spare the details, but sellotape and a grand piano were involved

Isis: Fine, Fem. Just leave me...

Fem: *totally missing the point* OK then *leaves*
 

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*sitting in the front room with all the family*

Right! Looks like it's time for the anual carol sing, as patriarc of the family, I shall begin. Ahem. "Hark the Herald Angels sing, glory to the new born king, peace on earth, and mercy mild, God and sinner la, la, la, I have forgotten most of the words, but that not important as dog...GET OFF OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE! You cannot eat those Dog. Sorry, Mrs Jones, can you extract the dog from the tree and visa versa. Where was I?
 
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