"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*steps into the hall at Wilsons*

I see we've been getting plenty of chrismtas cards again...luckily there no return address so we needent reply. How does one rely to these cards anyway? Thank you Queen of Hearts, please accept this four of spades...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*DanDan runs through door*
Did someone say lobsters?

 

[Beauregard]

*Frowns*

Good morning Dan-Dan. Merry Christmas. Or..in your case Marry christmas trees...I suppose...*shiver*

 

[Vibs]

*Still sitting infront of the fireplace, popping whatever they might find.*

Viq: Vibs, it's the 23th december! Do you know what that means?

Vibs: Very soon I'll get loads of presents!

Viq: yes!! I wrote a letter for santa closet.

Vibs: It's santa close.

Viq: No! it's closet! Not close, that's silly.

Vibs: It is closet! Why would it be close!

Viq: Because santa's factory only works one month every year. So the rest of the year his factory is closed.

Vibs: No it's closet, because he has this huge closet filled with presents.

Viq: it's called a bag, not a closet.

Vibs: It's not! Santa closet, has a closet filled with presents for kids all over the world. And if you walk through a closet, you come to Narnia which is filled with snow, thus snow, and christmas = Santa Closet!

Viq: ... close.

vibs: ... Closet!

Viq: Close!!

Vibs: CLOSET!!

Viq: CLOOSEE!!!!

Vibs: CLOSET!!!!!!

Viq: we'll ask dad.

Vibs: He's at work.

Viq: hmm... Close.

Vibs: Closet!!

... and so on....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*Frowns*

Good morning Dan-Dan. Merry Christmas. Or..in your case Marry christmas trees...I suppose...*shiver*

Marry Christmas trees? That would be bigamy, Mr. Moppet, and I hope you aren't suggesting that I am a bigamist.

*pulls cell phone from back of shoe*

JACK!! COME QUICK...I NEED YOUR HELP!! IT'S ABOUT...MAIRIN!

 

[Beauregard]

I certainly think you missed whatever purpose you have in life, Dan-Dan. Not I need to get these bolts from the treasure box down to the blacksmith..yes, we need to have chest nuts roasting on an open fire...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*howls down phone*
She's on fire, Jack!! I was looking at her new dress when I accidentally covered her in gasoline and set her alight..

 

[theprawncracker]

*answers phone* Mairin! Oh no! *runs out side even though Mairin was standing in the kitchen right next to him* Curses! That Jaguar we stole is gone! I must go on foot! FEM!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*still on phone*
I need your help. Bring me a box of chocolates to help...smother the flames...

 

[Beauregard]

*snatches phone*

Jack? Is that you? There are no fires here, I assure you. Jack?

*at home*

*The phone hangs off its wire...*

*at the office*

On the fourth day of christmas...