"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *opens mouth* *shuts mouth*

Hevej: *walks in the door* Hpy B-Day an all Moppet. *sees car bashing* Aye! Fun! *bashes* This is fer Mr Cole. Car ye are Mr Cole. *smashes and crushes car*

Father: *squeaks*

Hevej: See you around, Mop. *leaves*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Hevej!! Long time no see. Here, you can take this mallet. I have a spare somewhere. Or I'll just use my face

*bashes head against car*
This is for Miss Piggy
*and again*
This is for Mother Theresa
*and again*
*woozily* This is for...Ert and Bernie
*bashes head..again*
This is for...*faints*

 

[The Count]

Hey! At least I didn't do any physical harm to that old sea dog. That's more than he can say from when Sis held him in the brig of her own ship and gave him that limp those years ago...

 

[The Count]

*Stops at the Moppets' home and rings the front bell.

Hello Bo? Anyone home? Was wondering if you've seen a crystal ball I might've left here last night.
Oh well, think I'll just leave this note instead. Bo can call me when he gets back home himself.

*Leaves note on front door and heads off for Cole Family home.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *eyes wide open*

Vibs: *eyes wide open*

Viq: ... Oh well, he realised it was his for about 3 seconds...

Vibs: "Oh well" ? OH WELL?! OH ARGHHH!!! *Rushes over, kicks Dan's leg*

Viq: Vibs get back here, you don't know where that leg has been!

Vibs: And I don't CARE! *kicks Dan's other leg* That's for ruining my attempt to try and make dad realise I am more than just a stupid little annoying baby! *punches his knee* that's for bashing the car like several times on purpose! *sits down weeping*

Viq: Um... *joins the weeping-ness*

Rosa: Excuse me, I think I forgot my umbrella...

Vibs: ?! What is SHE doing here??

Rosa: Looking for my umbrella dear.

Vibs: But! She! I! We! How! *faints*

Viq: *joins the faints-ness*

Rosa: ... sorry, I'll leave the show now... for a while anyway. *leaves*

 

[Beauregard]

*sneaks out the backdoor of Wilsons*

*wipes forehead*

Thank god they never take vilence as an option against their own father...

*walks home under the moonlight*

Ahh, what is this on my door. A note for Mr Cole..ahh...*puills out mobile* No, of course I havn't seen your crystal ball, Adam old chap. Well, no, I mean I shouldn't recognize it, but it would look rather expencive I imagine. Yes of coruse. No! No I wouldn't pawn it. Well, maybe to buy a porsche but...if I see it I'll hand it right back, yes. No, nothing disturbing has happened. Just the usual damsel in distress with a split-personality falling all over me..I mean, er, no, don't repeat that. Christy? No, she's away. I mean, yes. Er, um, *cough* Goodnight Mr Cole.

 

[The Count]

That was... Well, at least I had a very good dream before waking today.
And the crystal orb's got a return spell on it, so it'll be back here on its own in a few seconds.


*Ping can be heard as crystal orb returns to its case.
There... Now on to breakfast and another day at school.

 

[Erine81981]

In the Moppet's kitchen.......

*tied up on a chair* Ya'll are so imachure! Ya'll are going to be in big trouble.

Yakky: *with icing on mouth* But it's good. *burp*

Biggy: *with icing all over face* He's got that right.

*looks at thme having lots of fun* Can I have some?

Biggy & Yakky: NO! *goes back to eatting the cake*

*starts crying* Why can't I have any!?

Biggy: Because you weren't going to let us have any.

*stops crying* Becasue it's Mr. Moppet's cake. Thats why.

Yakky: Not no more.

I hate ya'll so! *goes back to trying to untie myself*

 

[The Count]

Ah, to be home for the weekend. Now where are those girls of mine?

 

[theprawncracker]

Oh hey Kyle, glad you could come over and stay in the kitchen tied to a chair. *grabs soda out of fridge* Nice talkin to ya Kyle. *leaves*