"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: ... uh oh... hmmm....

Vibs: *freaking out in the background*

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Rosa: *sob* Oh sorry. No never, yes I mean, of course I had! What do you think I am!??! That's an insult! ... I just never had a gi... man, that I could really trust. Because they all seem so interested in my long blonde hair, which is really dyed because I think I look very beautiful when my hair is blonde. And you see, I wear red lipstick so everybody thinks I am so pretty. Not that I am not pretty without lipstick. OH this is getting on my nerves really! I'm getting nervous about navigating this stupid woman! I wish I could just be myself!!! *sigh*...

 

[Beauregard]

*gulp*

Ma'am, I am not sure wha you are trying to acumplish, but I am most definatly married *backing away* Wait...*rewind* I'm getting nervious navagating this stupid woman? Er...I wasn't sayiong that, I was repeating what you said, I mean, er, what??? *trips over the bonnet of the car* Will someone move this piece of trash!

*tugs at tie*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *gulp* ... Now what!?

Vibs: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

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Rosa: I'm just saying that... you have a nice tie! And your shoes are black. Anyway, will you please accept the car, which is not trash because.. it is not... eeh...

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Viq: Oh I'm stuck!

Vibs: ...aaaaaaaaaaa, wait Viq what are you doing? HEY! Why don't you let me take over, wau jack would definatly like me if I looked like that! Step aside Viq. *shoves Viq away from Crystal football*

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Rosa: ... I was joking! Now, you wanna know the reason I came here in the first place? Because I think you are a very attractive man, and my calender says it is your birthday and therefore... I wanted to give you this car, because...

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Viq: NO! it's not from Rosa it's from US!

Vibs: Oh... right...

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Rosa: I was kidding. You are not attractive. Jack is. So... handsome... anyway, I have five hundred gangsters waiting outside the building and if you don't accept this car which is a gift from your two babies, I shall let them get you. The choice is yours.

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Viq: Maybe we should just appear as ourselves and...

Vibs: ... sssh! I'm concentrating here!

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Rosa: So take it, or leave it... I suggest you take it though.

 

[Beauregard]

You really think my tie is nice? That's what you've been trying to say? Wow...I mean...wow, thanks...er...wow.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: What are we gonna do now??

Vibs: hmmm... I have no idea. Okay this is the LAST thing I am going to try, and if he doesn't accept the car I will make us appear in person and I will knock him down with a hammer...! You are trying to be nice to your father for a change and all you get is a stupid "Oh you like my tie?". *frowns*

Viq: um, Vibs what are you going to...

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Rosa: If you don't accept this darn car that your children have been trying to give you I shall kiss you and take a photo and show your wife!

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Viq: VIBS!!

Vibs: hey look it works!

Viq: Mehhh.

 

[Beauregard]

*pause* *blink* *pause* I...How Dare You! *punches Rosa* Did I just...do that?

 

[The Count]

Think I'll stop by the Moppet's home later and see if they know where that crystal sphere ended up at.
Hope noone's been using it to cause mischeif...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: !!!

Vibs: How dare he!

Viq: How dare she!

Vibs: How dare you Viq!

Viq: How... are we going to make him realise this is his car... ?

Vibs: *sigh* I give up. Viq, you take over now, I'm exhausted.

Viq: Okay!

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Rosa: *sigh*. Sorry I'm drunk. Forget all of this. *disappears*

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Viq: and now... *snaps fingers*

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*at Wilsons*

Viq: hey dad...

Vibs: I shall %/"&%/&"#/&"/#"#¤%"()"....

Viq: Vibs, relax... um, dad? We have a birthday present for you...

 

[Erine81981]

In the kitchen........

(OOC: Mr Cole is at work, Yacky. The cake is on the tble...oooh so tempting!)

Yakky: *licks lips* Me want cake! Me want cake! *gets closer*

You better not. Mr. Moppet will be mad.

Yakky: *staring at cake* Don't care. Me want cake! Me want cake! *getting closer*

Biggy: I want it too! Me want cake too! Me want cake too!

Ya'll two need to stop. We'll eat some later when they get here. *gets in front of them*

"Da funk" song from daft punk starts playing in the background as Yakky and Biggy get a funny look in their eyes

Uh guys? You don't look t-to good. Your s-s-scaring me now. HELP! *gets tackled*

 

[Beauregard]

You do? Oh fabulous! Awww...you really are sweet children...Did you by any chance see a particularly attractive young woman go by?

*walks back to the boards, and paint* Look, nice of you two to drop by, but I really must get on, look at this, what does this advert say to you? *turns around a blank sheet of paper* Think it says, "These Snowcones are groovey?" Groovey? is that a good child friendly word?