"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

Now where did I leave that crystal ball... Sure hope none of the children have it, Christy or Izzy might get mad if they catch them using it to see something they shouldn't.
*Continues working and eating lunch at Magic School.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Looks at Vibs*

Vibs: What!?!! How should I have known he wouldn't notice!

Viq: "trust me" - Vibs.

Vibs: "Got any better ideas, yap head?" - Vibs as well.

Viq: I don't think he wants the car.

Vibs: I don't think you realise that this man is just dumber than horse...

Viq: VIBS! W-a-o-t-v-d-s-s-l-t...

Vibs: ... what?

Viq: I said, VIBS! W-a-o-t-v-d-s-s-l-t...

Vibs: ... what-does-that-mean-you-stupid-kid?

Viq: We are on TeleVision don't say stuff like that.

Vibs: Like what?

Viq: Horsepoo. Don't say that.

Vibs: ... okay I won't...

Viq: Oh no I just said it! can we shoot this scene again?

Vibs: *ahem* Viq, this is live...

Viq: What?

Vibs: This is live, remember they ran outta tape so we had to do it live...

Viq: OH! ...

Vibs: Anyway...

Viq: ... um....

Vibs: *snaps fingers* There, this very moment he should be sitting inside the car, with a salesman on the seat next to him, repeating the line "This car is yours, Bo Parker Moppet - your children gave it to you! Happy birthday!".

Viq: And if that doesn't work...

Vibs: ... I shall turn you into a snail for good.

Viq: *gulp* Why me...

 

[Beauregard]

*in the porsche*

Salesman: This car is yours, Bo Parker Moppet - your children gave it to you! Happy birthday!

Father: What the...ok, this is a joke, where's the camera?

Director: Will you all stop talking about being on television!!!

Father: Sorry. Wait, it was my charcters line!!! "What the...ok, this is a joke, where's the camera." Should I have put more emphasis on the, "Joke" and less on the "camera?"

Director: Oh, for pities sake...

Salesman: I'm leaving

Father: *looks at camera* I think I'm missing something important here...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... um...

Vibs: ... *snaps fingers*

Viq: *panicking* I'm a snail! ArGHHH!!!!!

Vibs: Viq relax, I wasn't turning you into a snail I'm trying to get dad's attention...

Viq: How?

Vibs: In this very moment Rosa, or the silhouette of her anyway, is tying him to the red Porsche while making it clear to him, that if he doesn't accept the gift for his birthday that his two children, Viq and Vibs gave him - She'll kill him.

Viq: isn't that a bit drastic?

Vibs: I guess but hey, it'll work.

Viq: So you said the last time...

Vibs: No! I said "Trust me".

Viq: Vibs, maybe he just really doesn't want the c... oink. *mutters*

 

[Beauregard]

*beign tied to car by Rosa* Ahh, typical, I should have KNOWN it was you! You and your henchmen trying to get your own back for my slipping out of your grasp last time! Ha! Well, don't think it, I still shall not fall for your charms, even if you try to make me insane by chasing me with a red car! I've had worse things happen during breakfast time than this.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... see!!!

Vibs: *running around in circles*

Viq: Vibs calm down...

Vibs: *making silhouette of father appear - strangles silhouette*

Viq: Um... Vibs, will you...

Vibs: ARGHH!H!H!H!H!H!H!!!!

Viq: ... I guess not. Then I'll have to... hmmm... *Holds hands above the crystal football*

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Rosa: Look! This is NOT me. I mean it is. I mean, dad pull yourself together! I mean... Oh I am so pretty! I could kiss me! ... eeh, *silly giggling* I meant! This car is yours, this is your car mister. Get it you stupid snail! Um... Puppy! You puppy! No wait puppies are cute... I mean, not that you... I mean, how should I know I am just a baby.. I mean, your baby HEHEHEHE! I mean...

Um, okay will you please accept this car or my sister is going to kill me. She hates me. *sits down crying*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: There there Rosa, I'm sure your sister doesn't hate you, you just had a bad childhood. I know the feeling, my boy has those very same feelings...not saying that you are like a boy, I mean, he can be quite girlish sometimes and...er...well, no, not womanly, not that you arn't womanly, you are, very womanly, er, I mean...here...*hands handkercheif* Now, what are you trying to say?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... hmmm...

Vibs: *strangling father silhouette*

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Rosa: I am just... *sniff*... I'm not even sure my father loves me. *Blows nose* because, he always seems so... And now he doesn't even want the... I mean, I mean I SHALL KILL YOU IF YOU! No actually, I would never kill anyone. I'm a good boy, GIRL! I meant girl. Woman. Because I am so womanly. All men tell me that. I am so full of, eh charm and eh womanness. Because I am a woman. I have, eh legs and eeeeh long blonde hair. And my voice is so womanly! Actually I'm the kind of girl I'd love to go out with... I mean if I was a man! hehe! Um, don't you agree? I think... How would I know I never had a date before. *sobs*

 

[Erine81981]

At the Moppet's house.......

Can we eat any yet? I'm hungry!

Yakky: *shakes Mr. Cole* I WANT CAKE! *starts sobbing*

Biggy: It's ok Yakky. *patting yakky on the back* We'll get some later. I promise.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Mr Cole is at work, Yacky. The cake is on the tble...oooh so tempting!)

*eyes wide*

Er...um...I...You...You never had a date before??? I mean, er...cheer up, stop crying, I can't stand it, and would someone get rid of this darn car!!! Look, no, stop that dreadfull boo-hooing! I mean...er...Oh boy...