"The Moppet Family..."

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DanDanStrawberry

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*at DanDan's house*

Isis Tee: It was nice of you to invite me over, Fem
Fem Taeer: Well, it's family tradition that you invite your closest friend over for Pumpkin Pie on Hallowe'en.
Isis Tee: It is?
Fem Taeer: Maybe...

*DanDan drops from ceiling wearing a hula skirt and Santa Claus hat*

DanDan: Ho ho ho!
Isis: Who or what is that?
DanDan: I'm jolly old St. Nick, silly
Fem: Don't listen to DanDan, she just got too close to the glue when she was sticking up Rubix cubes to her ceiling
Isis: I see... I have to...err.... *sprints away from scene*
 

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Viq: *yawns* Oh what a nice day. The sun is shining, the mechanic toybird is singing from the shelf and I am stuck in a trashcan... wait... I am stuck in a trashcan!?

Vibs: Hi Viq. Do you need a hand?

Viq: yes please!!

Vibs: Oh good, that was the whole idea with this. So you can't get anywhere unless somebody helps you out?

Viq: I suppose not...

Vibs: Good. I'll be in the garden... *crawles out the door, spots Mingo on the stairs, crawles back into the children's room* Hi Viq, let me help you. *snaps fingers, trashcan disappears*

Viq: hey!! Mingostone!! Vibs made me get stuck in a trashcan!!!! See! *points at ... butt*

Vibs: I did not. Hi mingo, that dress suits you. *CUTE* And Viq, I wouldn't find pointing at .... eh, attractive...
 

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*downstairs*

Father: Now I wonder where...

Voice: Psst, Moppet.

Father: ...the paper has gotten to this morning, I swarew I left it just...

Voice: Outisde! Psst.

Father: ...on the table, maybe if I just...

Voice: Move yer butt, ol' man.

Father:..step outside...

*does so*
 

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*Looks at Viq*

Would you like a lolipop tasting of trashcan?

*Gives Viq a lolipop that tastes of trash*

Here you are, cutie
 

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Father: *steps outside* Who...

Hevej: Watch yer feet fer the 'nana skin, mate.

Father: What? *slips on banana skin, and falls onto the floor* Who...put that there?

Hevej: Me. And if you'd kindly stay put and 'tend I knocked you flat there, aye. I'll be going inside for a moment.

Father: Um...

Hevej: Just stay put. *steps towards the door*

Father: Watch out for...

Hevej: *slips on banana skin*
 

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*Hears crash downstairs*

What was that?

*Runs downstairs and sees Hevej on the floor*

Hevej!!!

*Faints*
 

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Moppet: Three down, four to go...
Father: Four?
Moppet: It sounded good...
Father: Oh...

Hevej: Aye, that hurt an all.

Father: Indeed.

Hevej: Start again, shall we, you do insid', I'll call ye out, and put the 'nana skin back.

Father: What is this about?

Hevej: Need you out of it for a bit.

Moppet: You could always just punch me?
Father: no, I didn't...

Hevej: *punches Father*
 

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Father: *I know the feeling*

Hevej: Mingo, Mingo. *slips a large brown sack off shoulder*
 
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