"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: Thanks Mi...

Vibs: Boy, was that a delayed reaction Viq! She went downstairs like... 5 minuttes ago!

Viq: ... well, Love is blind.

Vibs: ... and delayed...

Viq: Do you think dad bought the new cereals with those small magic toys in the packets?

Vibs: They are called "tops"...

Viq: They spin in such a magical way...

Vibs: Viq you have magic powers, you could make the entire planet spin if you wanted to!

Viq: *crawles downstairs - Spots hevej*

Vibs: Viq??! *crawles after Viq*

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *picks up Mingostone* Oohg...'eaveier than I thought, that's fer sure...

Father: What are you...

Hevej: *punches Father again*

Father: *colapses*

Hevej: *throws Mingo over shoulder* *rephrase that* *throws Mingo up onto shoulder*

Father: *sees stars*

Hevej: *holds finger to lips* Shhhh, ya twin terrors.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *jaw drops* Vibs... we have a problem... with a beard...

Vibs: What?

Viq: *points* hevej is kidnapping a sack and he is calling the sack "Mingo" ! That's an insult!

Vibs: *Looks into camera* As dumb as can be! *Turns to Viq* Everybody can see that Hevej is obviously kidnapping a sack of potatos. why would he kidnap a sack, you stupid baby!

Viq: ... If he loved the sack very much...

Vibs: wait... did you say that he called it Mingo? Maybe...

Viq: !!! Drop her you ugly pirate! YOu... SMELL!

Vibs: *to camera* As dumb as can be indeed.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Drats...Look! A wa'kin' barbie! *points behind the twins* Actually...they shan't fall for that...only Moppet would believe in walkin' barbies...

Father: *groan*

 

[minidoozer]

*Wakes up inside the sack*

Where.. am.. I?

*Hears Hevej's voice*

He... Hevej!

*Faints again*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: A walking barbie!! *turns around* wait... I can't see any... hevej you are such a liar!

Vibs: *to camera* I am going to get a laughing fit... or cry... *frowns*

Viq: let her go you cucumber!

Vibs: You are rather obsessed with vegetables aren't you Viq?

Viq: yes. I mean no! I mean... Hevej let her go or I am forced to... *gulp* hey you look rather threatening when you are walking towards us like that... but never the less I am going to.... erhm...

Vibs: hevej! I always thought you were awesome and cool and ... Viq is your enemy, go get him! *to camera* WhaT? I am just trying to save my own skin. Which by the way is extremly soft.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *picks up cucumber, which just happens to be on the table* Wrong again, Vibsa! *hits Vibs with cucumber* Curses...it's just a plush cucumber! Where'd this c'rubish appear from 'ey?

Father: Oh, I deisgned it and...

Hevej: *hits Father with plush cucumber*

Father: Don't you dare raise a hand against...*colapses*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Eyes wide open* V-v-v-v-v-v-viiiibs... ?

Vibs: *fainted/collapsed/has been hit in the face with a fake cucumber*

Viq: *gulp* I guess now... erhm, D-d-d-daaad? - uh never mind. Well hevej I k-k-k-know I am not allowed to use my magic skills unless I am in t-t-t-trouble... But I am pretty much in trouble right now and I s-a-a-ahall snap my fingers and...

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *hits Viq with Plush Cucumber* Cute kid...just like Moppet, really...

Father: *still unconcious* I heard that!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *unconscious*

Vibs: *unconscious*

Viq: *whispers* Vibs, what is the purpose of this post?

Vibs: *whispers back* So Beau won't have to post two posts in a row*

Viq: *Whispers* Oh I see... Who is Beau?

Vibs: *Whispers* Just shut up, close your eyes and lie still, that's what you get paid for!!

Viq: *Whispers* I get paid ??!

Vibs: *whispers* Just be quiet so Hevej can kidnap us!

Viq: OOOH!!

Vibs: I said quiet you fool!

Viq: Sorry...