"The Moppet Family..."

[The Count]

What? He's where?
*Raises eyes to spot Harvey in the stands.
*Snaps fingers and makes Harvey appear next to Father. Now you've been contractually obligated to fight as Father's tag team partner and that's what you're going to do...


Unless... You want me to call this whole thing off and sue Wilson's for a hefty amount as relates to unfulfillment of their contractual obligations...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Ahh, now then, let's...*Mr harvey appears*
Moppet: I thought we already...
Father: Harvey! Thank goodness I need a hand here, you see...
Moppet: We are fine my ourselves. I mean, there's already two of us against two. Any more and they're out numbered!
Father: We are hardly two!
Moppet: Sometimes you act no older.
Father: Oh, shove off. No, not you Harvey...oh...drat...

 

[Harvey Towers]

*suddenly find himself in the ring*

This is not my day!

I wish I could help Mr Moppet, but I have a certificate to say that I'm "Medically Unfit to Practice Fighting"... Coincedently I also have a certificate to say I am "Fightingtly Unfit to Practice Medicine" but that's another story...

Now If you don't mind I'll go and sit down! What's that, you want me to hold up this card with the number 1 and walk around the ring with it on my way? Of course, anything I can do to help!

 

[theprawncracker]

So uh it's me and Mrs. Jones vs. Moppet right? Ok, well, um...(AC: The actor playing Jack had to stall during these scenes because the actor playing Father was asleep) Every good fight starts with a song!

Why are there so many
Songs about rainbows...

 

[Vic Romano]

...therefore get off your heiney and get down to the wrestling arena imediatly!

Hee-hee! Dad said heiney!

Alright you old fogeys! BRING IT ON! Wooo wooo wooo!

*climbs up side of cage and turns to wave a cheering fist to the crowd but falls 15 feet to the ground face first*

OooOoOOooOohHhhHh...

 

[The Count]

It's not that kind of fight Harvey. But fine... Off with ya'.
Somebody get Vic refreshed would you?
Thanks.


Now then ladies and gentle ghouls... I welcome you to the first Moppet Autumn Fought 'Em.
The main event... Inside this double roofed cage...
Jack Bandit and Mrs. Luella Washington Bates Jones... Yeah, they got a thing goin' on.
Versus Ted the Cruel Canine and Vicious Vic... The teenage terrors.
Versus... Kyle the Killer and X-Y-Z Yak, the Thunderers from Down Under...
Versus Father and Moppet and Biggy. Yeah, if his split personality splits, at least he still has a fighting chance.
Which of these four teams will be victorious? Only one way to find out... Last person standing wins the match!
*Bell rings after all combatants have been locked in and fight starts.
Thanks to our generous sponsors Wilson's Something or Other Co... Kimp's Shrimp Empire and Take Away... And Transylvania Hotels, and Hotel Nowhere.

 

[Erine81981]

Jumps into the ring.............

Killer Kyle: Ok you over grown baby.

X-Y-Z Yak: Your going down tonight Cruel Canine! I promise you a fight of a life time.

Killer Kyle: Where did that teenager go? *looks on the outside of the cage* There you are. Get down here now and fight Ba-bie!

 

[Beauregard]

*slaps forehead*

This is the last time I insist on a re-write of the script...*cough*..that is, the last time that Wilson's will host a Wrestle, I, er hope!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs?

Vibs: yeah?

Viq: Why?

Vibs: Why what?

Viq: Why the bunches?

Vibs: My bunches?

Viq: yes. Why?

Vibs: Because I quite like bunches!

Viq: Oh I see.

Vibs: ... why?

Viq: why what?

Vibs: Why is my twinbrother a freak beyond nature who asks really stupid questions?

Viq: Um.... Because... wait... that's an insult!

Vibs: No it's a fact brother dear.

Viq: *frowns*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ok, here's the plan Mrs. Jones, since you're about the same size as the yak, you go for him, I'll go for Moppet since he's our biggest competition. Ready?

Mrs. Jones: Boy, Mrs. Luella Bates Washington Jones is always ready for a fight!