"The Moppet Family..."

[minidoozer]

I'll make you some juice in the kitchen. Just sit down while I find the concrete in the frigde.

*Mixes juice and gives a glass of it to Mr Harvey*

Here you are.

*Eats a glass of it herself*

Yum!

 

[Beauregard]

*at work*

DAN-DAN!!! Fem, go find him.

*looks about for jack*

Curioous, I only just left them and they've tidied the place up nicely, unless Dan-Dan's been eating the mess...

*leaves work, back towards home*

 

[Vic Romano]

DANG! As long as Uncle Adam knows what we did, he's gonna' rat on us to mom and dad and keep us in this cage! We need to get away from here until things cool down!
*fiddling with the lock on the cage*
Darn these pitiful naked ferret paws! Ted we need to get outta' here, but who's gonna'... THE TWINS! We gotta' get the twins to let us out and maybe hide us or somethin'... now where are they...

 

[Beauregard]

*parks, and walks in teh back gate*

*sees Ferrets*

I could've sworn that I...*shakes head and goes inside*

 

[minidoozer]

*Hears something in the garden*

Excuse me, I heard something in the garden. I'll just go check what it is.

*Goes to the garden and sees the ferrets in the cage*

Aww!!! How sweet!!! Ferrets!! Why are you in a cage sweeties??

*Opens the cage*

There you go!

*Picks up the Vic-ferret*

Hi, do you want some ferret food that tastes of milk and flour?

 

[Beauregard]

*calling out teh window*

Don't turn around, the moment I did they hopped back in the cage and locked it on themselves...ungrateful little beasts...just like that son and dog of mine...Where are they?

 

[Vic Romano]

Ooh hey, milk and flour sounds great, y'know? But uh, we just had it for breakfast and uh, that stuff goes right through my pal here, so uh, maybe some pizza? Y'know? Maybe a burger? Y'know, whatever you got'd be great.
*sees father inside and Adam coming back, starts talking a little quicker and nervously*
Oh and uh, thanks for opening up the cage too... actually, y'know what? Let's uh, let's just skip the whole food thing and maybe you could give us a lift down town, eh? Whaddya' say? We'd love to stay, but that Mr. Moppet and his brother-in-law Adam, y'know, they're allergic to naked ferrets like us and we uh, we don't wanna' be a burden so uh,... uh... how 'bout that ride?

(Out of character) - This newest sketch is yours and Vibs BEST piece to date, I love the colors!

 

[The Count]

*Spies Mingostone with the loosened ferrets.
*Speaking calmly: None of that now... *Snaps fingers and ferrets are back in their cages.
Uh, Ms. Mingostone, a word if you please.

8*Steps aside and explains what happened to Ms. Mingostone.

Seems the only way these two will learn is... if they're sent straight away to their mother and co-owner...
*Recites locater chant and two cages with Vic and Ted as ferrets are whooshed away to wherever it is Christy's at right now.
Let 'em explain it to her... At least they'll get turned back... With a punishment, but it'll be better for them to fess up rather than going through the rest of their lives as naked ferrets. She didn't teach him the ways of the pirate and to obey her just to have him end up a naked ferret.

Well, I'll be leaving now... Have a class to teach you know.
Good day all.

 

[Vic Romano]

<sum>@¥%?$?#µ£¢?§¶!=!!! I HATE this cage! And now where are we!?! I just... wait a minute... HOLY CRAP! THE DOOR'S UNLOCKED! Quick Ted! I don't know where we are, but let's get outta' here FAST! And I mean like yesterday! Let's make like Tom and Cruise!!!

 

[Harvey Towers]

*Is sitting in the living room reading the newspaper*

Oh, I hope I'm doing this Father-ing stuff right...

*finds a crossword*

Oh yes, this more like it!

Hmm, maybe I should check on the children, Mr Moppet has some of those, or maybe the ferrets, he didn't tell me he had pets. Least of all naked ones... I suppose it might be time for feeding or milking or something; think what would Mr Moppet do? Right...

SuZan! Wait, come on, I'm not in the office now. Right got it! Miss MingoZtone! Go and check on the children, now, err please?