"The Moppet Family..."

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Beauregard

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Ah ha! *points* I knew it! Dan-Dan left the foot on my shoulder...wait...Eeew! *throws Fem* Shoo!!! Get back to Dan-Dan, I left you in charge there!!! *shiver*

Thanks for noticeing. Here...*opens cage*...Is there anything else you need?
 

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Uh, no thanks, heh-heh, uh, we'll just be on our way... C'mon Ted, er, I mean, uh, Eduardo... the naked ferret...
*Scamper off into the bushes laughing*
 

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Curious...*shaking head*

Now, where was I? Oh! Dan-Dan! Without his Fem, like duck without a a billedplatipus! Weird...

I'd better get you back before he destroys the joint.

HARVEY!!! Hold the fort till i get back, and if you se Vic, ground him.

*gets in car*

You might wanna buckle up....there's people on the road who drive over 30 kmh and they could hit us.
 

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*sitting at desk on phone in suit*

Yeah, this is great! I'm co-running my own buissness. Yeah, my co-runner is some deranged psycho with a talking foot. Yeah, I'm basically the big man on campus here. Oh, and they gave me the combination to the safe! I've already loaded my car.
 

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Back at the old Moppet Place...

Oh no thank you Mr Moppet, I don't 'smell-smoke', in fact I don't smoke at all....

"Man of the House", yes, I must look after things here for Mr Moppet same as I do at work, but with less memos...

*Goes inside to the living room to find Miss Mingostone*

Which one are you? I'm so sorry I'm forgetting my manners! I'm Mr Harvey, now which one are you?

(AC: This speech of Mr Harvey's was described as Oscar-worthy by some; but Oscar said he could have done much better.)
 

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*Looks at Mr Harvey confused as she stands up and shakes hands with him*

I'm Miss Mingostone. I'm the nanny Bo called for.

*Looks around but doesn't see any other people than Mr Harvey*

Do you want a glass of concrete juice with pieces of postcard in it?
 

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Concrete juice with pieces of post card? Oh a fine local delicacy! I hear it puts hairs on your chest... and bits of postcard too if you happen to spill it!

Well, I'm here to spend more time with someone else's family; so I'm going to try and do everything that Mr Moppet does! Which is his chair by the way...
 

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*Adam, coming back home, catching Vic and Ted as naked ferrets. You take that back about Jerry Nelson. He would never do such a thing. And don't go blaming that nice man who runs the local college dorms either.
Now... Back in your cages with the two of you. Christy will have a fitting punishment.

Right, on back to my own home. Honestly, that boy gets into the wildest of hair-brained schemes. I'm glad his mother took away that sword and pistol he used to have.
 

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Back from the park.......

Biggy: I hated that speech.

Yakky: What and yours was alright?

Biggy: Sorry if I'm not as good as you are. Leave me alone. I'm going to play with my plushies. You need to get one of your own.

Yakky: I hate thos....Biggy?

Biggy: What now?

Yakky: Did you see that?

Biggy: See what?

Yakky: Two naked ferrets just ran by me.

Biggy: Whatever.

Yakky: I'm not playing. Look.

Biggy: What? I don't see anything. Your losing it. Like I said before. I Biggy am going to go play. See yea.

Yakky: I'll show him. I'll catch them both. Then I'll prove I'm right. Time to set the my trap. *runs to the store*
 
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