"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: CANDY? Thanks, Aunt Christy!

<girls head for the play room>

Tabby: Hey Ann?

Ann: Yeah?

Tabby and Kelly: Tag, you're it!

<they run off>

 

[The Count]

*Watching all three girls run off... Hee, they're really sweet girls.

OK Sis, whatcha'I'll get you to drink?
Not answering that last question...

The stuff we need's in the kitchen/pantry. Lemme...
*Puts cauldron on boilers and gets Christy something to drink.

Agreed, there seem to be some luvey-duvey misunderstandings over there at your home. We gotta get Jack off of Grandma's trail... Then there are the twins infatuations with their nanny and her older brother... Not sure if you've learned his "locked-up" past. And last, we need to take care of Ms. Mingostone. Would think that it's not a good thing for you to have Hebbage's continued presence at your home.

*Puts a few herbs and a blood stone into the cauldron.
But enough about that... How are things with you Sis?

 

[Beauregard]

*a loud knock slams on Mr Cole door*

*it blows open dramatically*

Excuse me, is anyone home? Sheesh, what is that smell?

Mr Cole, what have you done this time? Huh? Oh, Mother, Hi. Um...the twins I think went, er, home.

Hevej: *appearing at Father's side* Ah, so, we meet again mr Cole.

Father: Stay out of this, let me deal with it.

Hevej: *growls*

 

[Vibs]

PUFF!

*Twins appear on father's head*

Viq: Vibs, this is not Austria!

Vibs: ... I knew that....

Viq: So how come no matter where we are trying to get, we always end somewhere on Father?!!!

Vibs: Hey, I'm only a baby - I'm still getting to know my magic skills, if you think you can do it better then give it a try!

Viq: Would you please move? You are on top of me!!!

Vibs: Move? .... well.... Who is the greatest baby on earth?

Viq: *frowns*

Vibs: I can't hear you...

Viq: ... you grumble,grrrr,hmrf,...

Vibs: ... coolest?

Viq: YOu...

Vibs: ... Cutest? Nicest? Best? Lovelyest? Wonderfulest? Most Beautiful?

Viq: YOU okay? Would you please move now!!??

Vibs: Actually I'm rather comfortable up here...

Viq: .... And meanest!!! *frowns*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Get off or I'm going to come up ther and pain you...*silly grin* In a friendly fatherly way, of course.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Is it possible to come up on your own head?

Vibs: It sounds rather difficult...

Viq: ... Yeah that was what I thought.

Vibs: . . .

Viq: Will you please move?

Vibs: ... Nope.

 

[Beauregard]

Right! That does it! *colapses under the weight of balancing twins*

Ouph...Vibs, get you get your foot out of my ear?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *sigh*

Vibs: ... What? My foot? ... EEEEWW!!! My foot is in father's ear!! That is so gross! ArgH!! Yuck! Help! Somebody! Ear goo on my foot! I... My foot!! No! My foot is stuck!

Viq: *smugs*

Vibs: Don't you smug at me Viq, when I get my foot out of here you are in a lot of trouble!!

Viq: Well, right now I'm having a time of my life.

Vibs: Oh you... *tries to get foot out but it is completly stuck* .. Oh Poor me!!

Viq: yeah I'm SO glad I'm not you right now Vibs...

Vibs: ... That doesn't help!!

Viq: *Smirk* Oh I'm terribly sorry sis...

 

[Beauregard]

*trying to untangle*

Ooouuugh! Get the dirty, smelly, chese slab out of my ear, and, Viq, I'd rather your leg wasn't stuck in my armpit...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Oh sorry Father, I'm gonna get it out righ... Oh no...

Vibs: Dirty? Smelly? Cheese Slab?? ((errr?)) YOUR ear?? Wait, the last one you got right but... Dirty? Smelly? Che....

Viq: Vibs, can you give me a hand with this, I simply can't get my leg out of there...

Vibs: ... I would if my hands wasn't stuck in father's nostril which is rather gross... Get to think of no I wouldn't give you a hand anyway.