"The Moppet Family..."

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: <snoops around kitchen, looking at these strange ingredients>

Kelly: Daddy? What's all this stuff for?

Ann: Tabby, get back here, you don't know what those things are!

Tabby: ...I'm just looking... what is this stuff, anyways? What's... ff...o...r... ffffforrr...muh... fffforrrmmmah...

Kelly: Wait a second. You can read?

Tabby: No... but "F" was the letter of the day yesterday, "R" was the day before, "O" was two days ago...

Ann: I didn't realize you actually paid attention when we watch Sesame Street. You keep moving so much.

Kelly: Wait a second, let me see that... <walks closer to the package Tabby's been "reading"> ...what letter is that?

Tabby: I don't know. Daddy, what letter is that?

 

[The Count]

One at a time girls.
That's the letter L... Such a lovely letter, it lights up your face.
Sorry, just remembering an old song.

These are things that you should look at... it's OK to just look Ann. But you shouldn't touch or taste it without Daddy or Mommy making sure it's fit for you my girls. There'll be time enough for you to learn what it all is when you get admitted at Magic School.

Now then... Who wants to have a story read to them?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: Me! Me!

Ann: Ooh, I do! I do!

Tabby: Me too Daddy!

 

[The Count]

Good... Then follow me and a tale I'll tell thee.
*All sit down in reading room's armchair with book, glasses, and mug of lemon-lime soda.
So... The entire world had been turned to crayon... And little Robin Frog set out to keep the other Muppets... er, indisposed.

 

[theprawncracker]

*ooc:He he, my story has been mentioned in Mop Fam!*

*Jack is laying on the ground knocked out.*

 

[Beauregard]

*tuirns fiercely upon the twins*

Was this your doing? *points*

Oooh, you are in big trouble this time. Or...um...does anyone see Mother? No, good. Yes, youa re in Big Trouble then.

 

[Vibs]

Yes, you are in Big Trouble then.

Viq: .... When aren't we?

Vibs: You have a point there... Anyway, I almost forgot about my magic so don't worry, you ain't gonna get us Dad.

Viq: ... right... um, Vibs, are you sure it's a good idea messing with a policeman?

Vibs: Positive.

 

[christyb]

Mother arrives at the Cole household...

Mother: Hi, Adam. Thanks for helping me out with this. I think my family has gone of the deep end. That is if they were ever sane in the first place. *groans* Well, let's get started before something else happens. Remember, way back when I said I'd never use my powers in order to give Vic a normal life?? Well, I lied.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann, Kelly, and Tabby: Hi Aunt Christy!

Kelly: Daddy's been reading us this REALLY cool story

Tabby: Yeah, it's about some evil guy-

Ann: And he took over the whole world-

Kelly: And he's a demon!

Tabby: Yeah, but Kermit's gonna make everything all better!

Ann: No, ROBIN is going to make everything all better!

Kelly: No, ZOE is going to make everything all better!

Tabby: What are you talking about? Kermit always makes everything all better. Always.

Ann: USUALLY. But Robin is the one who's leading them to the bad guy, AND he's the one who made sure there was a loophole for all his friends to get out. ROBIN is going to make everything all better.

Kelly: No, ZOE is! She's the only... um... what's it called...

Tabby: "pure soul"? That's what Elmo said, and he's the bad guy! Why are you agreeing with HIM?

Kelly: That's not what I meant! Zoe's the only one that Elmo really trusts, see...

<the girls continue to debate amongst themselves as to who will save the day>

 

[christyb]

Mother: Hi girls! Ain't you two just adorable. Here's some candy. Now why don't you go enjoy yourselves and let me and your Daddy get to work? Adam, why aren't my kids this well behaved?