"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: Vibs!

Vibs: *munch munch munch* yum... um, yes?

Viq: I think this is it.

Vibs: ... What is what?

Viq: *In a solemn voice* I think I found my true identity...

Vibs: You found that you are Viq Moppet, the talking baby with the cute twin sis?

Viq: No Vibs, I'm the reincarnation of Colombus! You know the man who discovered Sweden! I am Colombus!!

Vibs: *snort* Yes and I am Madonna.

Viq: .... You are?! Wow, who should have known that they were related!

Vibs: *looks into camera* Sometimes I wonder about that baby...

 

[minidoozer]

*Forgets about Mr. Moppet for two minutes and looks at the twins*

Oh, where did you to get lollipops from?

*Smiles and gives them each another lollipop that taste of computer keyboard*

Here you are babies. What are we going to do now?

 

[Beauregard]

*thinks*

There is something very curious about that Nanny....I thought Mary Poppins was weird...

 

[minidoozer]

*Looks at Mr. Moppet*

Are you okay now Bo? Can I call you Bo?

 

[Beauregard]

I am...*feels head*...better.

And you can call me Mr Moppet...or Bo....or anything you like. Just don't wall me late for dinner...*laughter, loks up* oh...little joke there..um...

Shall we go home or wait for Adam?

 

[minidoozer]

That's good!

*Picks up her bag and the twins*

Yes, we go home now. You could need some rest.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: I will discover Norway, and then I will name the population Aboriginals. And I will name the Country "Viqway".

Vibs: But Norway is already discovered and an independent Nation, with it's own population and all! You can't just re-discover it and re-name it after yourself, especially since Viqway really is lousy.

Viq: And after that I will discover Denmark.

Vibs: And name it Viqmark?

Viq: *In an even more solemn voice* Yes!

Vibs: *Looks into camera* Sigh!

 

[minidoozer]

*Hears the twins*

You could conquer Germany and call it Mingony? Or if you choose to conquer Mexico you could call it Lizaco. That are nice names I think. Do you want a lollipop?

*Gives Viq a lollipop that tastes of water*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Turn to Mingostone* I'll make you the Queen of Viqway.

Vibs: Viq, can I have your lollipop?

Viq: No.

Vibs: . . .

Viq: HERE! Take it!!!!

Vibs: *munch munch munch*

 

[The Count]

*Pops back in. No, that's OK Bo. You can go home if you wish, I'll stay here and manage my errands thanks to my cell phone. But I do want to thank you for coming down here to see us. I'll let you know as soon as they find out what's troubling Izzy.
*Walks to front doors with Moppet Family to see them off, when Moppet Family car driven by Ted their dog pulls in.