"The Moppet Family..."

[Vibs]

Viq: She 's sensational.

Vibs: Viq, that's Mr. Holliday's line.

Viq: Well, I use it too!

Vibs: I don't think we should chew gum.

Viq: ... wha? I'm not chewing anything!

Vibs: Oh yes I think you are...

Viq: gggnffnhdssjja *spits out an eel* Yuck!! Vibs!! You used your magic against me! That is not very polite!

Vibs: Oops...

 

[Beauregard]

*slips on eel*

Doctoooooooooor...

*black out, and dreams of counting sheets...balence sheets*

 

[minidoozer]

*Hears a big CRASH! and turns around.*

Oh my! Mr. Moppet! Are you allright?

*Tries to get in contact with him*

Oh no! Doctor! Doctor! Get over here quickly!

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... I always wanted to be a doctor...

Vibs: Yeah I know what you mean, the long white coats and all...

Viq: *Looks at poor mr. Moppet, then looks at Vibs*

Vibs: *Looks at Viq then at mr. Moppet then at Viq*

*Wry smile*

PUFF!

Doctor V. IQ: How can I help you miss Mangastane...?

Nurse V. Ibs: *Whispers to Viq* It's Mingostone stupid.

Doctor V. IQ: How should I know I'm only a doctor I've never seen her before you know?

Nurse V. Ibs: Well... If you've never seen her before, how would you know it was something Mangastane -ish?

Doctor V. IQ: .... Ahem, as I said how can I help you miss....?

Nurse V. Ibs: *washes hands in a nurse-ish way*

 

[minidoozer]

*Turns shocked around when she hears a tiny voice*

Who said that?

*Looks at the doctor and the nurse*

Did you hear a baby voice?

 

[Vibs]

Doctor V. IQ: *To vibs* Oops, we forgot the voices!

Nurse V. Ibs: Oops...

PUFF!

Doctor V. IQ: *In Elvis-ish voice* I don't think so, miss but you called I believe?

Nurse V. Ibs: *In Jasmine voice* Will you excuse me I need to wash my hands again. When you are a nurse, like me, washing your hands is VERY important. *Washes hands again*

 

[minidoozer]

Oh, it's probably just me then.

*Looks confused at the nurse*

Have I seen you before? Your voice sounds so familiar to me.

*Looks at Mr. Moppet while worrying about him, then at the doctor*

He has a black out! Do something!!!!

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I know! I'll eat a plum. That's bound to make him feel better!

 

[Vibs]

Doctor V. IQ: *still in Elvis voice*
Well...
*Finds notespaper and a pen*
Okay I need to ask a few question before we can make a diagnosis.
1. Has he been eating anything the last 4 years?
2. Is his heart beating? If so, for how long time has it been doing that?
3. Is he cleanly?
4. Is he alive?
5. When was the last time he said "arithmetical progression"?
6. Does he like rabbits?
7. Is he under the influence of a drink? and if so, milk or soda?
8. Is he rich?
9. Can I have all of his money?

Nurse V. Ibs: *To Viq* Viq, restrain yourself!

Doctor V. IQ:
Okay I believe that was it... and since you, miss are just sitting and... staring... I guess we'll just have to start the surgery right away. Nurse will you put the patient on a bed and drive him to the surgery room while I put on my rubber gloves which is very doctor-ish?

Nurse V. Ibs: Of course doctor V. IQ.

*Takes the ignorant sleeping Mr. Moppet to the surgery room*

 

[minidoozer]

*Shocked*

Surgery? No, wait a sec you two! You can just take him away like that!

*Runs after the twins and Mr. Moppet*