"The Moppet Family..."

[DanDanStrawberry]

I'll run too. If Paula Radcliffe has taught me anything, it's that failing the Olympics is OK.


*runs after....the running people*

 

[Beauregard]

*groans*

*eyelids flutter open, sees a doctor and nurse looking Viq and Vibs-ish, and black out again*

 

[The Count]

*Seeing through their false appearances.
*Barging into surgery room... Now now, we'll have none of that you two.
*Snaps fingers and twins return back to normal, Ms. Mingostone believes that the doctor and nurse simply left the patient to tend to other matters, and Beauregard is just resting on the gurney.
Just wheel Bo over here and help me put him in a chair Ms. Mingostone please.
Oh hi Dan-Dan, here's a thimble for your pending nuptials.
*Gives Dan-Dan the thimble.

OK Ms. Mingostone, just look after the twins. Will have to talk to Christy when she returns about putting those two in Magic School's advanced pre-kindergarten class to keep them out of trouble.

And, oh, here give this cup of hot tea to Mr. Moppet when he comes to. Just spotted the doctor who attended us when we arrived, I'm going to check up on my wife a moment.
Be fright back.

 

[Beauregard]

*sits up*

Good luck, Mr Cole!

*lies down again*

Mother....

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Hmrf! That stupid uncle he always ruins the fun! Such a spoilsport!

Vibs: Maybe he had a bad childhood and now he just wants to ruin it for everone else?

Viq: Couldn't we turn him into a woodlouse?

Vibs: Or a mouse...

Viq: ... Or a lemur...

Vibs: ... Or a worm...

Viq: ... Or a codfish...

Vibs: ... Or a sandal...

*Meanwhile they don't realize that they happen to use their magic while saying all those things and for some odd reason father happens to be the victim. By turns he switches between being a human, then the next second a mouse, then a lemur, a worm, a codfish then a...*

Viq: Vibs!! I know!! We'll turn him into a germ! *Puff*

Vibs: ... Nah, that's boring... How about a pony! *puff* I always wanted a pony with big brown eyes...

Viq: .. No small eyes definatly. *puff* Big brown eyes are so girl-ish! We'll turn him into a big black horse with a long black mane. *puff*

Vibs: I say we'll turn him into a puppy. *puff*

Viq: A puppy?? You gotta be kidding!

Vibs: So what would you like? A dinosaur perhaps? *puff and sounds of the roof caving in*

Viq: That's a little too big... How about a purple lizard that sings "Old Man River"? *puff and a lizard-Mr. Moppet-ish voice singing "Old Man River"*

Vibs: ... Ok we'll go with that.

 

[The Count]

*Comes back into waiting room.

Or how about we turn him back into a good ol' father of a couple of magical twins I happen to know.
*Bo gets turned back into his normal self as Adam whispers the words.

Look Viq and Vibs, it's not that I'm trying to spoil your fun. First of all, you know that we have to keep our magic to a minimujm. And most of all you two since you're babies at the moment, we don't want to scare off anyone who doesn't know about our family. Furthermore, I'm trying to do my best to make sure you two are safe and sound until Christy, your mom, comes back from her globetrotting with Grandma. So, how's about we work out a deal? You guys don't use your magic unless it's absolutely necessary or an emergency, and I'll give you guys a lollypop each.
Sound good? Then let's shake on it.
*All shake hands. Good, now I think we ought to get you back home so Bo can get some sleep before he's due back at the office on Monday.
*Calls for Vic to bring round the car to take Moppet family back home.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Hey dog, Uncle Adam's a smart fella'... maybe if we can't ditch the pigs we'll swing over to the hospital and maybe he can use some magic t'get us outta' goin' to th'big house? Or we go until we run outta' gas, which is getting closer and closer. Are th'cops still tailin' us?

Yarf, soofs lark a goof arfdea! *swerves in direction of the hospital* *looks back* I thark the fooz harf a troof!! Harf harf! Werf roofing oot of gars??? Boofer see irf that gars can forf thoof larf moofer sarfting in tharf barksoot has arfy gars looft irf it!!! Arfso goof rarfd oof thoofs oother barfcoofses in harf, they'rf woofing oos doof. *Put's the pedal to the metal* ZOOOOOOOOM!

Translation: Yeah, sounds like a good idea! I think the fuzz hit a tree!! Ha ha! We're running out of gas??? Better see if that gas can for the lawn mower sitting in the backseat has any gas left in it!!! Also get rid of those other briefcases in here, they're weighing us down.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Smiles at the, all of a sudden really nice man that distributes free lollipops* Thank you. *Begins munching on the lollipop*

Vibs: *Looks at Adam* ... Deal! *To herself* um maybe...

Viq: *munch munch munch* Yum! *munch munch munch*

Vibs: Viq, can I have your lollipop?

Viq: *munch munch munch* wha? Oh of course... you can't. *munch munch munch*

Vibs: . . .

Viq: *munch munch munch*... Vibs... what are you...

Vibs: . . .

Viq: Vibs! Don't ". . ." at me! You always say at least something, now you are being really scarey!

Vibs: . . .

Viq: Stop it!!!

Vibs: . . .

Viq: Um... If I give you my lollipop will you stop the ". . ." ing?

Vibs: Yep I will! *Takes his lollipop and begin munching. Stops munching for a second and looks into camera* I know, I know but what can I say? It's a lollipop, I'm a baby, I can't help it!!!

*munch munch munch along*

 

[The Count]

Wha? But I thought I gave you each a lollypop. One for Viq and one for Vibs. Hmmm, maybe we need to rethink this. Well, not sure if I should give Viq another one. Maybe he has it stashed somewhere else. Or maybe Vibs hid hers. Oh well...

 

[Erine81981]

Leaves the not so crash sceen..........

Biggy: Seems car still fine.

Yep I see. There still running that car out of its mizery.

Yakky: Hurump.

Your right Yakky. Lets just go back to the Moppet's house and wait there for them to come back. Come on Biggy.

Biggy: Right behind you.

*runs back to the house*