"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

Car? CAR! VIC TOOK MY CAR! Oh wait, I already knew that...yes...and I'm mad. Real mad.

Where is that kid?

Well, I was made, but, ahh *sips tea* never mind.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*Spinning donuts with the car in the parking lot of the mall* *Turns to Vic* Harf Vic, hoof aboof we gorf oof-roofing next?

Translation: Hey Vic, how about we go off-roading next?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Off-roading? That ryhmes with tea. And my mother drank tea last Thursday. Before I stole her shoes. Twice. If you'll excuse me, my mother's shoes won't steal themselves! Good doggie, steal the shoes

 

[Vibs]

Viq: Say... Where are we?

Vibs: ... mAybe we are dreaming again?

Viq: Could be, but wouldn't we notice if we all of a sudden fell asleep?

Vibs: Viq, you know I'm terribly sorry about all those things I did and said to you as to the whole lollipop-Mingostone-thing.
I've been way too mean and I regret every second. Can you forgive me oh you much-better-than-me creature? Shall I do something for you by the way? Like bringing you a cup of tea or coffee, not that you like coffee, or milk or sweets or some sugar or write you a poem or a song or do something that would be really embarrasing for me just to please you or...

Viq: .... No doubt. This is a dream.

 

[christyb]

Somewhere in Siberia

*Mother and Grandma are asleep in their hotel beds. Mother wakes up from a dead sleep and dials on the phone her home number, but she gets no answer. Grandma wakes up.

Grandma: Now why on earth, are you waking up an old woman at this hour.

Mother: The same reason why you've dragged me halfway across the world and away from my family for a month. I want to!!!

Grandma: *mutters* Always was high strung.

Mother: I just had a weird dream that Vic and the twins were in trouble and something was wrong with Izzy.

Grandma: They're fine. Izzy? You mean that sweet little kitten your brother took in? I bet she's happy. Adam always liked animals. *falls asleep*

Mother: Mom she's....never mind. *decides to stop worrying and falls back asleep.*

 

[Vic Romano]

*Spinning donuts with the car in the parking lot of the mall* *Turns to Vic* Harf Vic, hoof aboof we gorf oof-roofing next?

Translation: Hey Vic, how about we go off-roading next?

YEEEEE-HAAAW!

 

[That Announcer]

(CB clicks on)

Cop: Breaker breaker, situation 476. Looks like we have an underage driver and a dog in a car here in front of me, Ed. I'll pursue them. Looks like... license plate... hold on a sec here... OK. HAR 619. Roger. (clicks off CB)

Well. Looks like we got our-selves a car chase!

 

[Vic Romano]

Huh? We're bein' chased!? It's the fuzz! Floor it Dog! Floor it!

 

[TogetherAgain]

random nearby housewife:

Hm. Look at that. Some crazy dog getting chased in a car by the police. Kids these days.

<returns to reading the newspaper> Oh look, dear, that new water park is opening. Hm. I'd better go see if cookies are done yet.

 

[Vic Romano]

Hey check it out! It's dad's briefcase, and it's got lots of papers in it... if I dump this out the window, maybe all the papers'll blow all over the cop's windshield and blind 'em, clearing us to get away!