"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*acting as if driven y some force*

*picks up phone, dials Count*

Hello? Ah, hello Mother's brother. How are things? What, say again, at the Hospital? Good gracios! Why? Should we come visit you?

 

[That Announcer]

(small static noise)

Voice on the other end of the phone:

This is COMMANDO TELEPHONE. We have seized control of your telephone line. Make no attempt to talk to the person you were just talking to. We do not apologize for this event. We are not sorry. We will cause severe damage to your house if you attempt to reinstate your regular telephone service. If you pay us $350,000, we might do something out of the goodness of our hearts. Goodbye, Mr. Moppet. Remember our name: COMMANDO TELEPHONE.

(hangs up)

 

[Beauregard]

*stares at phone, shakes it, sniffs it*

Strange.

*dials Count, and askes the same questians again*

(P.S. TA, love your random charcters! Keep them coming!)

 

[That Announcer]

(small static)

Voice on the other end of the phone:

We told you to remember us. This is COMMANDO

(small static noise)

Voice on the other end of the phone:

This is DOUBLE COMMANDO TELEPHONE. We have just seized all control of our vile enemies COMMANDO TELEPHONE. Those posers didn't have a clue. We have seized control of your telephone line. Make no attempt to restore your regular telephone service. If you do attempt as such, we know where you live. If you give us one million dollars, we may restore your service as well as make your toilets flush down again. Just remember that name. DOUBLE COMMANDO TELEPHONE.
(hangs up)

 

[The Count]

*Adam, on the other end of the line.
Huh? Bo, is that you? All I'm getting is...

*Hears messages coming from Bo's phone.
Oh silly commandoes, haven't you learned by now?
*Snaps fingers. There, that should do it. Now, every time those commandoes try to interrupt your phone line Bo, all they'll get is a swift zap to their nuts.

Heard from Christy yet? No, I'm OK here. It's just... Izzy was taken into the hospital wing and they haven't let me see her yet. Rully hoping it's nothing bad.
Will let you know as soon as I know something, anything. Send Christy my regards should you hear from her and Grandma.

 

[That Announcer]

(static)

Voice on the other end of the phone:

This is DOUBLE COMMANDO TELEPHONE. We YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW! Gotta go! Here's the line back! (a bleep is heard) Now just go!

(phone hangs up)

 

[Beauregard]

*And for the first time in a while...father does a very rare thing*

*makes a descision...*

Right! VIC! Get yourself downstairs and now. We are goin' to the hospital to visit your uncle, and aunt. While Mother is away it's the least we can do. Vip, Vibs, you two better behave. Miss Mingosides are you going to come along? Someone grab the dog.

*thinking: I do hope we can get out of this one without too much mess...*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Mess? Thats what Aunt DanDan does best!! Now if you'll excuse me- up and at 'em!! [opens backpack and parachute flies out]

Oh. It worked in dress rehearsal

 

[That Announcer]

(sound of screeching tires is heard)

Driver: Hey! Y'all call a cab? Get in! I don't have a-hardly too much time here, donchy'all know. I gotta be gettin back to work! I'm unionized! Hold on, what's the time? Oh, it's 4 even! Shift's over! See ya! Call somebody else! HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

*hears car start up*

Strange. I thought I took teh keys out.

*Turns to Vic* Goof tharf Irf knarf hoof to harfer warfer carks, orf woof worf've bark garfin' noofwhere! Soof, wharf oof woof garfing? Irf warf to larf morf coofches orf farfer!! Oaf warf, larf's barf soomf rarfer!

Translation: Good thing I know how to hot wire cars, or we would've been goin' nowhere! So where are we going? I want to light more couches on fire!! Oh well, let's burn some rubber!