"The Moppet Family..."

[minidoozer]

*Turn to the twins*

Did someone say problem? I'm here to solve all the problems that you two have.

*Finds a lollipop that tastes of burger and gives it to Vibs*

Here you are Vibs. Maybe that can solve your problem?

*Sighs and turns to Viq*

I wish you could eat lollipops to. That would make my job a lot easier.

 

[Beauregard]

*father leaves tehoffice, and arrives home*

Strange. Someone put potatoes on the couch.

*goes into teh kitchen, and makes a cup of tea*

Now, I suppose I should take a look at that office.

*goes upstairs into the office*

*shuts the door*

*opens the door*

*comes downstairs and makes a cup of tea*

*goes back to work*

*shivers*

That's the last time I think about DIY....I'd rather eat my hat.

Ah ha! What is this! *opens memo from desk*

Due to a lack of boredom, your management has resigned and been replaced by a furtehr duty-manager who has assigned you two gentlemen a new line-of-work. Eadible hats, for those who get set ultimatums. Please design, structure, and test these hats and submit them to management for eating. Signed, DM

Oh dear...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: But! miss! Stone! Stone manage! Um.. mango... stoneness... Stone-hearded Mango! Monkey.. NO!! I meant.. Well.. I was just wanting to that you say and me replying and saying that I want I well, I tell I am William Tell. no! I like. I do! Idolikelollippppp-p-p-pops and h-trrrr-h-t.

Vibs: ..... means: You remind me of a monkey and I hate mango's. And by the way Vibs is so cute you should give her everything you own.

Viq: no! Miss monkeycow I certainly meant that! Didn't! Yak! no not yak! ... What I wanting now tell to well do, is thta I think that I want you to know taht I like lalala and pop. popmusic! No! Not... I wanted... I am ish.

Vibs: "I am ish" ... well, you'll have to figure that one out by yourself Miss Mongostane!

 

[Vic Romano]

Can I have some of the cooked couch potatoes? Ha ha! Get it? Couch potatoes? With the couch and the... oh nevermind, I'll be in my room, being ignored... but don't blame society when the dog and I light even more couches on fire to get attention!

 

[minidoozer]

*Pats Viq's head and turns to Vic*

Yes, go to your room and do some homwork.

*Gives Vibs another lollipop and looks at Viq*

Poor guy! I wish I could get you to like lollipops to!

 

[Beauregard]

Hat tasting.



*cough*



Mr Harvey..I have an...appointment...call me if you need me.

*leaves*

I'd rather do DIY than eat my hat. Maybe Vic will help me with the office.

*gets home*

Ah hello Miss Mangostone. Are you still here? *ah ha* SIlly questian. of course you are still here. If you are still here. Would you like some tea?

 

[minidoozer]

*Smiles at Mr. Moppet*

Tea? No thank you... I would like to have some of your fantastic lemon juice.

*Smiles even bigger*

Picks up her bag and the twins and walks with Mr. Moppet into the kitchen.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: But miss Mingostone! *thinks* (wow I managed saying Mingostone!) Ahem... I do like lolli...

Vibs: ... means: Miss Mingostone if I ever say taht I like lollipops it's because I'm insane. Because I don't like lollipops infact I hate them and you should give every single lollipop to Vibs.

Viq: I'm gonna cry...

Vibs: ... means: I am a Prawn.

Viq: Vibs you are humiliating me!

Vibs: And enjoying every moment.

Viq: Since when did you become that mean?

Vibs: 3 words: Lol li pops.

 

[Beauregard]

Ah. *sings* Yes, we have no lemons. We have no lemons today. *cough* Sorry. Excuse me.

*opens fridge, raises one eyebrow*

If I didn't know better I'd say that Yakky had been in here.

Sorry, i'm all out of lemons. But I can put the kettle on if you'd like some tea...

..I think we have some biscuites someplace.

I say, you don't happen to know anythingabout DIY do you?

 

[minidoozer]

*Hears something said by the twins*

You like prawns Viq? Oh, then here you are!

*Gives Viq a prawn*

I would like some biscuit juice then.

*Sits down on a chair in the kitchen*