"The Moppet Family..."

[Beauregard]

*takes a raw lemon, squeezes it into a glass*

Here you go, Miss Mangostone.


Oh, and, thank you so much. I recently hasd it painted.

 

[minidoozer]

*Looks into the glass*

Yum! Delicious!

*Pokes the lemon*

It's really a soft lemon though.

*Swallows the entire lemon and bites the glass to pieces*

Can I take the twins for a walk now? Or would you like me to stay here for a while?

 

[Vic Romano]

Hmm... I'm getting bored, and the twins always seem to have all the fun...

*lights couch on fire and leaves house with the dog*

 

[Beauregard]

*listening to the glass-crunching*

Er...take them for a walk. Yes, quickly. I have, um, some work to be getting on with. *turning to desk, and digging around for some work to get on with*

 

[Vic Romano]

Man, dad must be really busy and have a lot on his mind... he didn't even notice I set the couch on fire! I wonder if he's okay?

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Eyes wide open*

Vibs: *Eyes wide open*

Viq: ... You copycat.

Vibs: ... You copycat.

Viq: This is not fun!

Vibs: This is not fiun!

Viq: HA! you said "fiun" I said fun.

Vibs: Just blame my typing like I care!!

Viq: .... Maybe we should get along with the story?

Vibs: ... Maybe we should get along with the story?

Viq: I am ugly.

Vibs: yes you are!!

Viq: *Frowns*

Vibs: *smirks*

 

[minidoozer]

As you wish my master.

*Takes the twins and goes home, where she sees the fire*

Oh no! Look at that! Someone put the the house on fire!

*Quickly Miss Mingostone finds a can of mashed potatoes and throws it at the fire*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: *Staring*

Vibs: errr... Why is she throwing patatoes into the fire?

Viq: ... Because... she is so perfect.

Vibs: *frowns*

 

[minidoozer]

*The fire stops burning*

Did you see that twins? That is how to stop a catastrophe.

*Sees Vic sneeking around*

Where do you think you're going young man?

*Places her hands on her hips and looks beautifully angry.*

Go to your room young man! NOW!

*Points in some random direction*

 

[Vibs]

Viq: I wish she would call me young man.

Vibs: *looks into camera* Poor thing.

Viq: I wish she would "point in a random direction" at me.

Vibs: errr...

Viq: I wish she would throw patatoes in my face.

Vibs: Now you have problems.