The Moppet Family: The Reunion

[Erine81981]

It's ok Christy. I don't like complaining alot. It makes me feel like I know everything and you don't. Please let me forgive myself for being impatient. I know you work so hard on this to make sure everything is right but there are sometime you can mess up. Don't worry. I apologize for letting me get carried away. Sorry Christy and Beau. You keep doing what you doing and i'll keep reading your wonderful storyline.

P.S Christy don't worry about the PM I sent you. It's pretty much the same thing.

 

[RedDragon]

RedDragon, you had waaayyyy too much caffiene before bedtime.

Actually, caffiene doesn't effect me...I have a natural high on life...or rather lack of sleep...My brain has kidnapped me and won't give me back...

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: HOLY PIGEON SNOT!! This is amazing!!! Oh my dear Jim in Heaven this is...WOW!! I can't even begin to...OH MY GOSH!!! Father stabbed Mother! Randell you fiend!! GAH! Ron!!! This is unbelievably amazingly GAH!!!! Hamana hamana hamana...

Jack: *eating popcorn* Calm down Casanova, it's not even over yet. And I bet it gets worse!

Me: You mean better...Right Jack?

Jack: You don't know me very well do you? ...And you created me...Weird...

 

[The Count]

*Outside the Moppet Family theater...
Protest Leader: What do we want?
Marching Protestors: More MopFam story!
Protest Leader: When do we want it?
Marching Protestors: Now!!!

*Psychic Police Officer: OK... Move it along people, don't make me pull out the pepper spray and rubber bullets. Oh that's right, I'm psychic...
*Pulls out pepper spray, gets hit by rubber chicken.
Who threw that?!?

Fozzie, watching: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
Not now Fozzie... We gotta get more story or those protestors will tear the place down.

 

[The Count]

Ziffled by Ryan... And using one of Lisa's lines no less.
You know, considering that Jack's been jacked himself, would think he'd hope things get better for him. After all, only Mother and Father know what nasty accidents may befall anyone...
Oh, and it's Randall, at least according to Christy, who's been penning this wonderous story from the start, so I'd heed her.
Adam: Besides, you don't want to pick a fight with the She-Devil of the Seven Seas if you can avoid it.

 

[Erine81981]

Another concert from the Four weird guys

Announcer: Hello hello there. Back by popular demand. "The Four Weird Guys" Singing "Land of a Thousand Dances!" YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

*music starts*

Dan Dan: Come on everybody
Gather around
I want ya'll to sing this song with me

Yakky, Biggy and Me: Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

Dan Dan: I need somebody to help me Come on!

Everyone: Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

Dan Dan: Got to know how to pony
Like Bony Maronie

Yakky: The Hot potato, do the alligator
Put your hand on your hips, yeah

Biggy: Let your backbone slip (crack! OW!)
Do the Watusi

Me: Like my little Lucy
Come on! Uh!

Yakky: Sure feel good

Me: Come on ya'll!

Biggy: Gather 'round

Dan Dan: Come on!

Everyone: Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
Na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na

Dan Dan: Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!

<Zoot: Saxophone solo>

Me: It sure feels good yea!

Dan Dan: Like I know it would
Feel more right-cha!
You know way down in the ally
With long tall Sally
Twistin' with Lucy
Doin' the Watusi
Roll over on your back, Yea!
I like it like that
Do that Jerk-uh
Watch me work y'all
then watch me
watch me
watch me
watch me work
Aah Do it
Aah Do it
Aah Do it
Watch me Do it
Aah Do it
Aah Do it
Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HEY!

(Everyone dacing around the theater and in it too)

<Zoot plays last sax note>

Announcer: Now was that some awsome art of music? I loved it. I can't get enough of them. You can one your way out and they'll be here all summer long. You can get your own copy of "The Four Weird Guys" cd. Thanks again for coming. Oh by the way. The movie isn't over with so please stay and watch the rest. Thanks and good night! *throws a goodbye kiss*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Guys...I am coming out of the closet...
Me: That sounded...wrong.
Moppet: *finds copy of the final chapter and accidently drops it in the fireplace*
Me: Careless!
Father: It was rubish!
Me: But it was story!!!
Moppet: Write it again.
Father: *smiles*
Me: *mutter*

 

[The Count]

Yeah, you'd better get a-writin' boy-o... Would hate to face Sis when she hears about this.

 

[christyb]

*from the writing room*

Me: Now why did I get stuck with the DanDan chapter??

Mother: Because Beau has to free Jack and the gang or he could just keep them under house arrest.

Me: Uh huh....So when are you going to let me out of here.

Mother: When you finish.

Nicky: *appears from no where by the door with a sword*

Me: Great I've been kidnapped by myself.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... That's weird... Thought Nicki would be running Moppet with her sword for dropping that chapter into the fireplace. Oh well...