"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: I'm good at that. ...*ahem* Shouldn't we try to plug up the hole?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *to camera* An innovative thinker indeed...*to jack* Aye! Plug the hole...but what should we, you know, plug it with, arr?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Vibs is almost the right size... *ahem*

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: However, Vibs is the daughter of a very old friend of mine...Alright, pass her over.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: But wait... what about all the good times Vibs and I have had... *flashback medley of Vibs and Jack clips* ...Here, let me put her in.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *taking Vibs from Jack* Blood and thunder and salt-water taffy...this girl is heavier than the looks, aye.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Mmm... salt-water taffy...

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Mmmm...blood and thunder...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *feet wet* Um, not to damper your... feet? But we're still sinking.

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Don't be reminding me that avast our ship is not afast! A..float, rather...You know, I know! Start inflating the safetly raft, Jack lad.