"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...Quack. Crud, where'd I put my cue card?

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <blink>

Saryx: <sniffs Jack>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *hisses like a... well, he is a cat* ...Weird.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: <approaching> What's so weird about that? It's easy! See? <hisses>

Tabby: <sits down, looking at Saryx> Hey, Saryx? You know that down-in-the-dumps feeling you get when all the magic spells you try go wrong?

Kelly: <sings> Everybody wants to be a cat...

 

[RedDragon]

Saryx: No....but I've only tried becoming a human.....go on....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *licking paw* I didn't know penguins could do this.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: They can't.....and you are not a penguin....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *smirks* Yeah, sure, and Saryx isn't a Hobbit...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Tabby: Well, it's just that I'm trying to turn plastic spoon guy back into a human, and he's turning into anything but, and now he's an insult to all cat-kind... <Sigh> And all this spell casting is really wearing me out.

Ann: I could try something... <mumbles under breath>

<Jack turns into a teddy bear>

Tabby: ...<grins> Thanks Ann! I feel SO much better now!

Kelly: Oh look, a teddy bear... Can we shred it?

Ann: ...VERY bad idea...

Kelly: Aw... You know, that teddy would look a LOT better with a pretty red ribbon around its neck...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *belches* I'm stuffed!