"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[TogetherAgain]

Ann: <tilts head to the right>

Tabby: <tilts head to the left>

Kelly: Why would you hate cats? Is it jealousy? Because, y'know, <sings> Everybody wants to be a cat...

Tabby: <looks at Ann> <whispers> He must have failed pre-school.

Ann: <Nods>

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <shakes head and tosses Jack up and out the hole in the ground>

Saryx: <Jumps out of hole>

Mairin: Leave Jack be!

Saryx: Oh, I will....come here Jack....

Mairin: Saryx! <scrambles up hole>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: This is terrible! I'm a cat! I shed! I have beady little eyes that glow-in-the-dark! And I lick myself! ...But... on the other hand... chicks DIG cats... *struts in front of Mairin* Hey baby, I'm a real tiger. Mrow.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <kicks Jack>

Saryx: <pounces on flying Jack> Squeee!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: Cats are NOT supposed to FLY!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: <sings> I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

Ann: Listen, flying plastic spoon guy- you are NOT a cat.

Tabby: I could make him one, though.

Ann: Or you could make him human again.

Tabby: Where's the fun there? <mumbles under breath>

<Jack turns into a dog>

Tabby: ...Um, well, I was- close- AHHHHHHHHHH! DOG! <runs>

Ann and Kelly: <scream and run>

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: The penguins are running from me... great, now I'm a polar bear. Hey hey, now I'm cool!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: You are an idiot....

Saryx: Yeah...but he has his uses....

Mairin: Like?

Saryx: comic relief.....

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *frowns* Wocka wocka...

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Out of breath from running, the kittens hide behind a burnt piece of what was once a wall of the Moppet house>

Ann: Can't you <gasp> turn him <gasp> back to <gasp> a human?

Tabby: I can <gasp> try <gasp> <stretches up and looks over charred piece of wood> He's <gasp> He's not <gasp> following us...

Kelly: <looks at wood> You know <gasp> this <gasp> black stuff would <gasp> Look <gasp> a lot better if <gasp> it was blue...

Ann: <rolls eyes>

Tabby: <mumbles under breath>

<piece of wood turns into a big mirror>

Tabby: ...Oops.

Ann: Try again?

Tabby: <looks at Jack> <mumbles under breath>

<Jack turns into a cat>

Tabby: ...He's not human, but... He's not a dog any more.

Ann: Good. Let's go back over there.

Tabby: <Nods>

<Ann and Tabby start walking back towards Mairin, Saryx, Jack, and the hole in the ground>

Kelly: <fascinated with reflection in mirror> ...You know... You'd look a LOT better with a pretty pink bow around your neck...

Ann: KELLY!

Kelly: Oh, oh, coming! <runs after Ann and Tabby>