"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Great...more sabatauge...*is knocked out* *much later* Better get this ceiling fixed before Mother returns from Magic School and has a heart failiure. *heads outside to find ladder and tools*

 

[The Count]

*And of course... He finds neither.

 

[minidoozer]

*Liza appears on top of the stairs*
Where is everyone? *sees Father through the window* Oh, there! Mr Moppet! Mr Moppet! You're finally home!!
*runs down the stairs and outside*
Mr Moppet! What on earth happened to the ceiling? It looks like someone threw a shoe of gold through it.

 

[The Count]

*Greedy little gnome pops out through the bushes... Shoe of gold? Shoe of gold?
Ooh, lemme at it!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Felt more like a horseshoe...*still hunting for tools* Well, I have nails and a plank of wood form a ceiling patch. Can't find my hammer though...*Yes, it just hit him on the head...but does he know that? Hardly...felt more like a horseshoe* Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? The baby, not the hammer. Though, I always considered hammers to be somewhat masculine with their chiseled features and firm opinions...*swats at the gnome with nearby convinient flyswat*

 

[The Count]

*Dodges flyswatter and punches Bo in the toes. *Flees with shoe of gold back into the bushes.

 

[minidoozer]

Oh, I think I saw a hammer inside the house somewhere? I'm not sure though, it could have been a leaf shaped like a hammer, but then again, why would it be? Also, do you have any yellow grape juice in the fridge?
*baby kicking*
Ooh, little thing wants to dance!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Yellow grape juice...er, no, I don't think that's what the vial of yellow liquid in there is, actually...um...

 

[minidoozer]

Oh, hm.. I really need it though. I might go buy it. Where's the nearest supermarket again? And could you drive me?
*baby kicking still*
I mean, baby doesn't want to walk.

 

[Beauregard]

Tell you what, Diana's Cafe sells pretty much any drink under the sun -- and under $2.60 for most of them -- we'll go there. And since management took the place over last year, I can sign some things and grab my paycheck while we're there.