"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[minidoozer]

*reading signs* This one says "Cowplant Farm v.3.4" but I guess that isn't where we're going. Hm... "Horse Behind Monument". *baby starts kicking* Baby says no. Oh, there it is! "Diana's Café", don't miss it again!

 

[Beauregard]

*slams on breaks so hard that everything should have gone flying out the front windshield* Oooh, I should have gotten these fixed...*coasts to a slow stop just outside of Diana's Cafe* I'll take a cappachinno to go, Miss Mangostain will have a yellow grape juice with tomato-seeds, and can you check if my cheque has been checked?

 

[minidoozer]

*opens car window* Oooh, Mr Moppet, could you get me a few apple biscuits as well?

 

[Beauregard]

Are you sure you'll still have an appitite for pancakes if you eat Apple Biscuits? *to Diana* And some apple biscuits please, without sprinkles.

 

[minidoozer]

But these are for the baby. I don't like them but the little thing wants them so I have to eat them. *sees lizard sitting on a bench just outside the café* Aww, that is so cute! *goes to say hi to it*

 

[Beauregard]

*returns to the car* Er...Mankylime? *frowns* Where...? *checks under bonnet...just in case* Ahh, well. *climbs into car and waits* I've learned not to be surprised when characters just dissapear for no logical reason...

 

[The Count]

Narrator: Good, then you won't mind disappearing for no particular reason for a while.
*Hole appears under the car and Bo disappears for a while.

Right... Back to your regularly scheduled commercials.
And now time for something different, but completely the same.

 

[minidoozer]

*comes back with lizard* Mr Moppet! Look what I found! A poor homeless lizard! We should bring it back to the forest.
Lizard: *sneezes*
I named it Hank.

 

[The Count]

Voiceover: Mr. Moppet is currently and temporarily indisposed. Please hang up the lizard an try again at another time. Thank you.

 

[Beauregard]

EDIT: *Father reappears in the driving seat*

Well that was odd...Here. Looks like Hank needs a Kerchief. *hands Mingo a handkerchief for Hank's sneeze* I suppose we can make a forest detour on our way back, besides I need to stop somewhere and get some eggs for the pancakes anyway...