"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

*OOC to Christy: Yeah... Much like how frogs don't have spines? And noone objected to that little piece of fanfictional fluff did they? So let 'em romp, they've been keeping Bo in check since we're not there to do it ourselves.

*Hears Jack's comment, drops a coconut on his head. Teach him to insult ourn cap'n...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *out cold* *brr*

 

[Erine81981]

Biggy: Here it is! *poses by the cave entrances*

Are you sure?

Biggy: Not really.

Yakky: I think we should go back. We don't even have Jack with us.

Did we forget about him?

Biggy: Uh don't you remember. You said to leave him since we couldn't wake him.

Then why are we here?

Yakky: I was thinking the samething.

Never mind. Into the cave we go. *points a stick at the cave entrances*

Yakky: *prays* Please let us live through this. Thank you. *stands back up and fallows Biggy and me into the cave*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *sits under a coconut tree drinking tea* Lucky that those tea-runners left a stash of their illegally smuggled tea on the island...with any luck they'll come back and get it.

 

[The Count]

Little does he know he's been sipping cold ice tea, either that or coconut water. *Coconut falls from the tree above him narrowly missing Bo. *Second coconut falls, also narrowly missing Bo. Frazzled by the experience, Bo decides to just nervously lie down as if he had fainted over instead.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Fem: I must say it has been a long time since we've done anything interesting

DanDan: Or anything at all

Fem: Agreed.

DanDan: Quiet. I am trying to telepathically communicate with the wallpaper

Fem: We don't have wallpaper...our walls are just papered.

DanDan: *long pause* That'll be why I had no response

 

[Beauregard]

Narrator: And so, with half the main characters stranded on an island and the others heading towards China to recover a certain exploding device...the creators run out of budget for the amazingly spectacular final scene and the episode was cancelled.

Father: *on beach, looks up at the sky* What the...? We don't get to finish this story?

Narrator: Oh, quit your whining. I'm sure a fanfic will explain it all one day.

Father: But this is a very important story! Didn't you even read the script for the amazingly spectacular final scene?

Narrator: Yes. It was rubbish. Why do you think we ran out of budget? I used it all to make uncalled for amounts of tea. Now, someone yell cut and let's start a new story-line.

Father: But!

Narrator: Good enough. That rhymes with cut.

--

Father: *wakes up in bed*

Narrator: Another place another day.

Father: Oh, shut up. *heads downstairs for breakfast* Morning everyone.

 

[The Count]

*And as Bo walks downstairs, he finds noone home to say hello to. Vic's off on the coasts of Africa with his own pirate crew living the life of luxury, the twins have been bound to each other with no chance of teleporting anywhere as they work off their debt in a Chinese laundry, Ms. Mingostone's left to search for that bum of a pirate captain, Jack's gone off to see if he cansteal some parenting skills for that dragon daughter of his and patch things up with Mairin... And of course, Vanessa and Ivan are off on another date somewhere romantic in town.

Nope, noone here for Bo to boss around, though he rully doesn't have any rule in his own family anyway.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Peace, at last. *settles down with newspaper* *frowns* I thought no one was home...why is there a thumping sound from upstairs?

 

[The Count]

*Thumping grows louder until the floor/ceiling breaks away, drenching Bo with a fresh shower of ice cold tea. Along with a mad hammer left behind by Angie to conck him out as well.