"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Actually, the issues possibly have more to do with the time my Dad was placed in a padded cell for believing that aliens stole his pencils and odd-socks...

 

[christyb]

Nicky: And people say I'm an unfit Mother. *pulls longboat up the beach*

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Aye, who says that about you? I need names, I need dates, I need to go and smash their faces in...
Father: A little violent, don't you think?
Moppet: Just wait till we get to dissarming the nukes.

 

[christyb]

Nicky: Your Mother, the goverment, APES...take your pick.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Right...I'll, er, beat them up another time then. So, onwards and up..ward...*stares at the island* Oh my.

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Sorry for the double post, but I wanted to get Father back home for a bit. So, I'm going to just throw Father home and we'll deal with the consequences at another time. Mwahahah!)

Father: *sits up in bed* Aaaaaaaaaaaah! *pause* Did I have a bad dream? or did I just see my toes poking out the end of the bed and think they were evil encroaching beastly slugs? Or...both? *heads downstairs and makes tea*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*noise comes from inside the moppet's dishwasher*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I knew that we should scrape the mould off the plates before loading them...

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*opens dishwasher door*

GUESS WHO!!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: The ghost of Christmas past come to haunt the commercialism of Christmas Presents and yet to come and forewarn those who refuse to pay heed to...er...I have no idea where I was going with that. Who?