"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[The Count]

Thank you Izzy... *Leaves for school, a bit of stony worry from all the things on mind at the moment etched on his face, trying not to show it.

 

[Erine81981]

Over at the Moppet's.......

Biggy: Come on Yakky. I found the dragon in the Moppet's house. Come on! *draging Yakky by a horn*

Yakky: Stop it! Let go! *slaps hand off horn* Ok. Ok. Calm down. So where was it you saw it?

Biggy: In the living room but by now it might be in Vic's room.

Yakky: *opens front door* Hey everyone. Hows things going? Good? Great. Just looking for Kyle. Ya'll just do what ya'll normally do.

Biggy: *runs upstairs* Come on!

Yakky: Thanks. *runs upstairs after Biggy*

Vic Robot: What-is-wrong-with-them?

Don't know Robo Vic. (whew) *changes channel*

 

[Beauregard]

Father Moppet: *in hut in woods* Jack, Mom, are we ready to roll?

Mrs Moppet Senior: Do you have your shirt tucked in?

Father: ...What does...

Mrs Moppet Senior: If your shirt is untucked it could catch on something and cause a horrific accident. Do you have the thermal-seeking missile controls?

Father: Yes, and yes.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Do you have your thermal underwear?

Father: MOM!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *stiffled laugh* Thermal underwear. Heh, well whatever floats your boat Beau Beau. Speaking of which...What are our means of transportation? Cause I could steal us a car or something if we need it...

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: My dear boy...why would one use a car when one has a trap door leading to an underground steam railway?

Father: One doesn't...but we don't have a trap door leading to an underground steam railway...

Mrs Moppet Senior: Good point. Jack, go get me a car. *eyelash flutter*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *frowns* Um...Okay, hold on. *runs off* *comes back after tea time with mini van* *panting* Sorry...I couldn't find...Anyone on the road...So...I had to...Run all the way...To Don Canolli's joint...And rent out...His minivan...So here...*tosses Mrs. M. Senior the keys* Let's go.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *catches keys with back turned* Nice strong toss there, Jack. Thank you very much.

Father: *looks at his Mom* *frowns*

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I'll sit in the back Bo, you can sit in front with the...Erm...Driver. She is your mother isn't she? Mmm, nice strong...Robust woman...Somewhat like Hulk Hogan. Ah well, to the mini-van!

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *drives...rather fast...very fast, actually, and perfectly...clutch, break, accellerator, gear change, clutch, gear change accelerator, handbreak turn* Beauregard Parker didn't I tell you to strap yourself in at all times?

Father: *tangled on the floor* Yes Mom...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *looks at Moppet on the floor* You know, you could just put on a seatbelt. It's a very safe and efective way to stay alive while driving. *wink/thumbs up at camera*