"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: Mom? I was kidding...*hands Mrs Moppet Senior the package* With love.

Mrs Mopept Senior: *relights cig* Washing up is no kidding matter. *eyes widen at Jack's entrance* This, I suppose, must be Vic? All grown *faulters* up...

Father: *realises that he is so not going to explain that Vic is now a pirate* Er...Vic, yes...Jack, this is Vic...wait. Mom, this is Jack. No. Reverse that. Vic is mom. Mom is Jack. I am myself. *blink* Mommy, meet Vic. My son, all grown up. *aside to Jack* I am your father.

 

[christyb]

*Mother appears with Jana on her hip*

Oh good grief. You are the most incompentent pushover ever! Hello Mother Moppet. This is not Vic this is Jack he boards with us. Vic is at the Naval Academy like I told you on the phone.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Mother, this is not the way to handle my mother and I should know the correct way to handle my own mummy!

Mrs Moppet Senior: *turns on Mother with an ice-like glare of death* Your husband was just telling me that. I feel very strongly that the man of the household should do the talking. Don't you? *waves ciggerette* Unless he is dead, of course.

Father: Mom! This is not the time nor the...

Mrs Moppet Senior: Tsk, hold your tongue boy. Mrs Moppet, did your parents never teach you to respect your elders?

 

[christyb]

*smiles sweetly* Why no I was raised by wolves and have the temper of one remember? No smoking in the house please *cigarette goes out* I believe that a woman should speak for herself and stand up for herself. Especially when her husband is too afraid to.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *relights cig* Oh, I forgot...you would be the wild woman. *she could NOT be more dissaproving*

 

[christyb]

*cigarette explodes suddenly* Why yes with a will of my own. I guess I should introduce you to your newest granddaughter. Jana this is your Grandmother Moppet. Mother Moppet this is Jana. I had her on my latest piratical outing at sea.

 

[Beauregard]

Mrs Moppet Senior: *anti-impressed* *snides at the smokeing blackness of the cig* *snides at the will of her own* *stares at the grandchild* J...Jana?

Father: Her name's really Jana mom.

Mrs Moppet Senior: Can I...would it be too much...can I hold her?

 

[Erine81981]

Up in the sky.....

I couldn't believe they would do that in a movie.

Yakky: Your right. When did movies start having those things in there.

Vic Robot: Me-hate-d-it-too.

Biggy: I'm surpised this thing is holding all of us up.

Me and Vic Moppet made it to take up to 100 pounds.

Yakky: I hated that day. You and Vic were using me as a heavy object.

I will never forget that day. I wonder how sister is doing?

Flies off towards the Moppet's house

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Jana: *staring at Mrs. Moppet Sr.* Are you...Gramma? *collects nerve* Why are you so mean to Mommy? I don't like mean people!
*tuggs Mother's sleeve a little* Can we go now?

OOC: Just thaught I'd stirr up a little trouble, hehe.

 

[The Count]

*With glass of milk in hand, reading to the kittens... Yes, a nice story this one...
And we have errands at Magic School tomorrow, so please try to get a good night's sleep girls.

*Kisses each on forehead before tucking them in, and turning on the nightlight before leaving their room.