"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

Hey now! What's going on? I think I've missed something here...Like why did I wake up in a rum vault? And why am I on a boat in the middle of nowhere? And what's all this racket? And why is Cap'n Jack Sparrow here?

*BUMP* <Falls over>

What's it?! I'll have no bumping of the craft I here in occupy! <She stands up yelling> You here me?! I'll have none of it! And where's my Jack? Shouldn't he be all about the saving of my body and virtue?

*BUMP* <Falls over again>

Will someone stop that confounded bumpery! I have had just about enough of it!

EDIT: <The twins leave with the beast> Well then, that's better! So what's next?

 

[The Count]

*Walking by the docks, where the ship is at for the moment, on the way home.

Well... Krakens are real... They just aren't these large giant squidlike things with only a cone-shaped head and tentacles you two.
*Talking to the twins... And you shouldn't be galavanting about like that with that beast... You'll get into trouble, the magical community will get into trouble. Your mother will tend to you, as for that kraken...
Come on big fella, gotta get you back to the aquarium at Glendale... Almost time for your next show.
*Uses some magic to get the twins back on the ship's deck with Christy, and then rides the kraken off to Glendale School's magical aquarium/water tanks, summoning an air bubble over my head to breathe underwater.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Well, I'l be dashed...

Hevej: We'll all be dashed if we don't think about making some kind of more or stand here in a minute...

Moppet: What we need is a plan.

Hevej: Go on.

Moppet: Well, if only Rosa wern't a innocent by-stander we could get her to help...other than that, we may be a little stuck...

 

[christyb]

Mother: Oh Jack...C'mere for a moment.

Jack Sparrow: *from behind a barrell* I prefer it right if you don't mind.

Mother: *walks over to Jack and turns over his hand seeing bandages* This wouldn't happen to be what I think it is?

Jack Sparrow: Well, love, it appears to be a bandage you see I got his nasty cut lifting the curse of the Aztec gold and...

Mother: *rips off the bandage and sees a black spot* Jack you didn't! Tell me you didn't align yerself with the likes of Davy Jones!

Jack Sparrow: Nicky it was the only way I coulda gotten the Black Pearl. You know how I've always wanted to captain a ship. Come on love forgive me...forgive Jack?

Mother: It'll be back. Adam and I have no power of the Kraken and Davy Jones.

Jack Sparrow: *takes a sword and jumps forward* I do wish it woulda worked between us.

*Mother and Jack Sparrow begin swordfighting as a bump is felt on the ship*

Mother: *to Hevej and Moppet* A little help you imbisciles!

 

[Beauregard]

(OOC: Must we involve Davy Jones? We don't even know if he'll be alive after Episode 3 of Jack Sparrow!!!!)

Father: On the other hand...maybe we should leave this fight to Mother and get on with retreiving the treasure?

Hevej: Actually, you know, I have a long over-due appointment with a dentist. I'll be right back. *climbs into the long boat and rows away rapidly*

Father: The dentist?

 

[The Count]

*Tentacle lashes out from the sea holding rowboat in place...

Christy has a score to settle with that Hebbage fellow, I'm sure she can take care of it on her own. Then again, she does have Rosa and Ms. Mingostone with her... Especially seeing as how Bo's caught up in his own little world. He'd better lend her a hand though, he doesn't want her angry, er, any angrier than she alrady is with him...
*Relaxing back home, enjoying the misty rainlike wind.

 

[christyb]

OCC: Beau I'm trying to get rid of Jack. A little help throwing him back where he belongs would be appreciated.

*still fighting with Jack Sparrow*

Jack Sparrow: You know you don't look all that different than you did all those years ago love. *spins around to meet Mother's sword*

Mother: Why thank you? Now would you please let me throw you back? *pushes Rosa aside and they both continue swordfighting*

Jack Sparrow: I'm afraid I can't do that, love. You see I don't exactly like it down there. Now you have a lovely family well with exception of him over there. Moppet always had a lovely singing voice *Mother rolls her eyes*. And I'd hate to miss out on being alive to bother you.

Mother: Oh really *still heavy in a swordfight* Moppet if you don't help me get this incompentent pirate off this boat *roaring is heard as the Kracken appears again* You'll feel it when we meet Davy!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *rolls eyes* All-right, dear, I'm on my way. *approaches slowly, muttering about the current state of femanism* Look, I think you are doing a heluva job as it is, dear, I'd hate to interupt you know? Besides *lowers voice* one of us should get Rosa below before she sees any of this unpleasentness?

 

[christyb]

Jack Sparrow: Nicky, darling, I believe your little husband is rather preoccupied shall we say with another woman savy?

Mother: Fine, I'll kill you then maim him!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *rolls eyes at Rosa* Excuse me for one moment, it seems my wife is having man-problems again...
Moppet: *draws sword and runs towards the battle* Mr Sparrow, I won't have this behaviour on my boat, spending time with women that are not yer own...even if that time be sword fighting...*clashes swords with Jack*