"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Harvey Towers]

Oh on the contrary, it's much much easier than I expected - delivering babies might even be a useful sideline for me. I heard some of our foremost celebrities are moonlighting as midwives, at least that's what it says in the "Hollywood Hobbies" section of this magazine I'm reading...

Oh, just to put your mind at rest I once did a first aid course... so should mother or baby have a sprained finger or a sore ankle I'll be on hand to assist... or on foot should that be more appropiate... it's really up to the little one which comes first...

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... And well the lamp may look broken, but it's latest fashion, it's the newest retro-casual look for your homes! If you take the lamp, I can assure you, you better lock it away at night cos your housewife neighbours will want to steal, because it just, it couldn't be more "in" - up-to-date, modern!

Girl 5: I'll take it!

Girl 4: No way it's mine!

Girl 3: You just keep your hands of my lamp!

Viq: Okay looks, whoever gives the highest bit gets it!

Girl 5: 500 dollars!

Girl 4: More than that!

Girl 3: I'll double it up!

Viq: I'm afriad Irene gets it.

The rest: Aaaaaw.

Viq: Okay, bye bye take care.

-Girls leave-

Viq: *turns around - stares at empty, empty office* *thinks* ... Hm. This... can't be good. Oh well... I did make a lot of money. Wait. Oh. My. God. I did something... bad without Vibs' pressence! This is... this is...big, huge! Wau. I'm so so proud of me!

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: Oh, I'd like some mint-chocolate chip, if you please.

Goldie: *sitting on Yakky's shoulder holding a large tablet and pen* Mint.... chocolate...... chip........ got it!

Seamus: *thumbing through several quite large books* Aha...... I see...... *looks up at Something* Mr. Gross, I am going to need a few things before I can continue. I need yew ta get me four scales of a diamond-headed cobra, the tooth of an aligator, two warts from a female toad, and some of the finest algae in this vial. *hands Something a list, an empty vial, and a small box*

 

[minidoozer]

*deep breath* Why would you... read. that. magaziiiiiiine? Ow, oh, OW!

*baby crying is heard*

 

[Harvey Towers]

Oh oh look its a... baby... yes... definately a baby... Was that what you wanted or was it a terrible disappointment?

Isn't it so like Mr Moppet. He will be proud. Hang on! It doesn't have... a moustace. That means it must be a girl! Miss Mingostone, it's a girl!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *shivering* Note to self... coconut bra plus grass skirt... not good for snowy weather...

 

[minidoozer]

*rather exhausted*
Oooh, a girl! Oh, she's so pretty! Can I... can I hold her?

 

[Harvey Towers]

Are you sure you are qualified for that sort of thing? This requires training you know... Oh well I suppose it wouldn't hurt for a little while.

*Mr Harvey bundles the baby up then passes her to Miss Mingostone*

There you are, I expect you'll soon get the hang of it.

*He pats Miss Mingostone on the head awkwardly, then finally gives her a gentle hug*

 

[minidoozer]

Baby: *reaches out and grips Mr Harvey's finger as he moves away*

Liza: *smiling happily* Oh, thank you SO much! *kisses Mr Harvey on the cheek* You've been such a great help!

 

[Vibs]

At Wilson's

Viq: *thinks* Hm I am bored. I think I'll go see if there is something to do outside.

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Vibs: Well technically it is hawai b-b-but it's pretty cold and you really shouldn't. . . Jack? Jack? JACK! What are you doing, being an icecube and not moving? Oh... Guys, nuttin but trouble.