Viq: *alone in office* *thinking*... hm. This is... weird. I guess I should be, I dunno, making a mess or something. Being a baby and alone and all. Eurgh, can't really be bothered. Besides, making a mess is no fun without Vibs cos she's usually the one making the mess. Oh I dunno, maybe I should just... break a... lamp or something. Hm...*
Random customer entering: Hello? Is anyone.. *she sees Viq* Oh hello there, now you aren't an employee are you? Say, is your dada around here somewhere? Or someone else? Your dada? da-da? huh? aw aren't you pretty.
Viq: Oh hi, no they're all outta here. I have no idea whatsoever where my dad is, and his colleque has run an erand, I think he's having a baby or something. So at the moment I'm all alone, and being a baby I thought about maybe breaking something as a way to tell the growups you really shouldn't leave a young one here by himself. But see, my twinsis is in Denmark with her 25 year old boyfriend so I don't really feel like being bad without her.
Customer: *staring in disbelief.*
Viq: *thinking* Oh here we go...