"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

At Wilson's
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Viq: ... But well, buttomline is that yes, I'm kinda magic and therefore my speaking skills are pretty well-developed.

Customer: Oh but it must've been so awful bein' inside someone's stomach! And bein' a puppy? Or... pig or... well. And the way you escaped the infamous gang o' T. Otally Kewl? Amazing, littl' buddy. I've read 'bout 'em. Sure don't wanna mess 'round with 'em.

Viq: Well, I guess I have experienced a lot for a 3-year-old.

Customer: *in awe* It's so fascinatin'!

Viq: *raises eyebrow* Reeeelly? Well, if you think that's amazing wait till you've heard about my many times on a genuine pirate ship...

 

[Harvey Towers]

At the Moppet House...

Now listen very carefully and do exactly as I say, Miss Mingostone.

Ready? Now hold this tight... Push Miss Mingostone! Push! Squeeze! Squeeze!

*lifts the mango peel off the lemon squeezer and pours the resulting juice into a glass*

There you go! Now I'm no expert on pregnancy but I expect that's the hard physical work done for a while...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *in Denmark with Vibs* ...Vibsy... Can we go home now? There's only so many ways you can see the Great Wall and the Little Mermaid... and I disagree, it looks nothing like the girl in the movie.

 

[minidoozer]

Oh just *breathes* call me *breathes* Liza-aaaa-ooow!

 

[Vibs]

At Wilson's

Viq: ... And that's how I got out from the stomach of my uncle-aunt for the second time. Now I could tell you about my third time, but I suppose you don't really wanna hear about how I partied all night down the gullet with drunk crews of shipwrecks, having been there for ages...

Four young female customers: *sitting in a circle around Viq* Oh please do!

Viq: Well, I was caught in a sandwich one morning in July...

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In Denmark

Vibs: Hmmm, that can be arranged *snaps fingers*. There. Now let's go home. *snaps fingers* Oops this is not home. Eh, where... are... we..... ?

Back in denmark:

Anchorman: And in other news, the little mermaid has been replaced with a cartoon. More on this later, and now we'll be moving on to the great wall of Denmark which has started a great deal of tourism, the numbers of tourists this past week have exploded into incredible numbers [...]

 

[Harvey Towers]

At home...

Oh I afraid don't go in for first names... I have this tendancy to shout them while emphasising particular letters... it's a form of social disease, you know. Alright for work but awkard in many other situations, including but not limited to during childbirth.

Oh don't look so worried, if you feel in any pain at all, Miss Mingostone, you just hold my hand. Alright? And when a contraction comes just give it a big sque-aaaargghhh!

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *looks around* I think we're in Hawaii. *snow begins to fall* Of course I've been wrong before...

 

[Vibs]

At wilson's

Viq: ... And that's pretty much it.

Nine girls sitting in a circle around Viq: AAAaaaaw. *claps*

Girl 1: To think such a little boy has experienced so much!

Girl 2: And he's so cute, you just wanna squeeze him!

Girl 3: If just men could be more like him. I'm sure he's gonna be such a stunningly handsome and sweet man when he grows up.

Other girls: I know, totally!

Viq: ... *looks around*... so, eh, what are you doing here anyway. . .?

Girl 1: Oh right, I was gonna hear if they still had those never-drying towels.

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In Hawaii:

Vibs: Oops, I must have gotten my "controlling the weather" and "Moving from one place to another" magic skills mixed up...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: So wait... we are in Hawaii? ...*darts off* *comes back wearing a grass skirt and a coconut bra* LUAU!

 

[minidoozer]

7 hours later...

Baby. will. be. here. so. soooooo-oooooo-ooow! -'n. *squeezes Mr Harvey's hand with both of hers*
Give-me-some-of-that-mango-juice! *breathes* I. had. no. idea. this. would. be-so-HARD!