"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *making her way back home, takes the marshlily out from behind her ear and smiles at it thoughtfully*
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Goldie: So, we've found Jack, Mairin, and Jason. Let's go save them! Whatever happened to that other girl that was with them?

 

[Harvey Towers]

Meanwhile at Wilson's Call Centre...

Mr Harvey has a telephone in each hand. While SuZan is working the old fashioned switchboard, frantically plugging and unplugging wires...

Come on SuZan we’ve got a lot of numbers to get through, and the pages of this phone book are already starting to look decidedly yellow...

*Mr Harvey picks up the phone*

Hello. Yes, I represent Wilson’s Windows I was wondering if you needed double glazing? Hello...

*Mr Harvey puts the phone down*

Must have been cut off, try another number...

*picks up*

Good morning or afternoon or evening sir or madam or other. Have you ever considered the many benefits of switching to natural oil-fired electricity?

Oh, they hung up. How rude...

*puts phone down*

Next line.

*picks up*

Greetings, would you consider buying a new fitted kitchen from Wilson’s?

*hangs up quickly*

Well there is no need for that sort of language.

*telephone rings*

I didn’t know we took incoming calls...

*picks up*

Hello. Yes? Hold on, hold on. Say that again slowly? All your windows have fallen out? And you suddenly decided that you want to change from gas to electric? Right. And you want someone to redesign your house?

Look, you just hang on a minute! You may be surprised to hear that you are not the only one with problems. I have ten thousand people to speak to before the day is out and sales targets and my assistant already has a bad case of telephonist’s finger. I’m sorry, but I can’t be expected to deal with all of your little problems!

*hangs up*

Can’t they see I’m busy? Phoning up uninvited and wasting my time... Dear dear dear...

 

[Vibs]

Jack: [...] for once I wish that Vibsy thing was here and could just snap her fingers and I could go to Denmark or something...

Viq: Ah it's great to be back at... wait. Vibs this is not... vibs... vibs! eh, you even here?

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Vibs: *appears where jack is* As you wish, pretty boy! *snaps fingers - Vibs and Jack are now in Kastrup Airport in Denmark* So what d'ya wanna do in Denmark? *eyelids flutter*

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Viq: This is not our livingroom at all this is some sort of office.. thing... *sees a woman running right at him, carrying ten telephones and an uncountable amount of wires in her arms*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <peering into the room where now only Mairin and Jason are being held captive> Dude... Bandy just TOTALLY disappeared with some little girl... Sweet...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...VIBS! Oh my saviorette! We're in Denmark! The land of the Little Mermaid! OOH! Can we go visit Sebastian? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeeeease?

 

[Beakerfan]

Goldie: Hey, Shanker! Look! There's Mairin and Jason all tied up! Let's go get em!

Shanker: No whay! I ain't 'elpin them! I'm safe, Jack's not thar, let's go!

Goldie: Oh, yer so stubbern soomtimes Shanker! *goes into the room where Jason and Mairin are tied up* Let's see...... how should I go about this?

 

[Vibs]

Jack: ...VIBS! Oh my saviorette! We're in Denmark! The land of the Little Mermaid! OOH! Can we go visit Sebastian? Can we? Can we? Pleeeeeeease?

Viq: *still in mysterious office*

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Vibs: ... oh, sure I'll go ask someone the way to Sebastian! *walks over to random man* Hey man, can you tell us which way to go to see the little mermaid?

Danish man: ... Good lord, you haven't heard? *takes off cap and holds it infront of chest* She's been squashed by a sudden appearance of a great wall. Denmark has lost its brand, it's importance, it one and only tourist attraction, there is no more, from now on we will barely exist, this is the end of the tourist era of Danish Tourism! *cries*

Vibs: *gulps* oh... I'm... sorry for your loss.... *walks back to Jack* We can't eh, see her at the moment cos... well, those danes are insane, saying she's been squashed by a huge wall ha! ha... eh.... So, you up for pizza? *CUTE*

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *back in Glendale* Finally! *sees her house, which has become one massive party again* I might've known.... *walks in the front gate*

Guard: Halt! 'oo goes there?

Nell: Oh, it's good to be home! *continues walking towards the house*

*a few leprechauns follow her into the house*

Nell: *begins searching about the house* Where is he...... *walks into the pot of gold* OOF! Aha! *opens a little door in the side of the pot* Great Uncle Seamus? Are you there?

*an old leprechaun with a white beard and finely pressed green suit comes to the door*

Great Uncle Seamus: Egads girl! What on earth 'appened to yeh?

Nell: It's a long story that I'd rather not go into with all the young ones around.

Seamus: Right. Well, what can I do fer yeh?

Nell: Can you change me back?

Seamus: *puts on a large pair of glasses and looks closely at Nell* Well, it'll take some time. I can't guarantee it. You've morphed quite a bit.

Nell: How long?

Seamus: Longer'n usual, that's fer shore! *goes back inside and begins going through several large books*

Nell: *groans*

 

[theprawncracker]

*in Denmark*

Jack: Pizza... PIZZA? ! ... Yeah, I love pizza! Do Danes have pizza?

 

[Harvey Towers]

At Wilson's...

I’m afraid I’m not cut out for telephone sales. Besides, everyone I speak to seem to already to have a telephone...

*into the phone*

Hello, can I interest you in... a little tiny baby crawling across the floor? What on earth? Excuse me are you alright, you seem to be breathing very heavily? Oh look you’ll have to call back...

*hangs up*

*Mr Harvey gets down on the floor on all fours and looks at the baby*

SuZan, does this have anything to do with you? I know the Management cut all maternity leave but you could at least have told me in advance...

Fortunately I have some experience in babysitting. I knew that playpen would come in handy. Now SuZan, what you do, is sit in it. That’s right. Then the baby can’t come near you or touch you.

*to the baby*

Sit! Stay! Good baby!