"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Vibs]

*Somewhere in China*

Viq: This is NOT disneyland!

Vibs: Wait, you didn't say the Great Wall of China?

Viq: No!

Vibs: Ah, I actually knew you didn't... I just haven't been driving you insane for quite sometime now. Say, you feel a slight bit annoyed at me?

Viq: *mumbles* ... yeah, little bit.

Vibs: Only a little bit? Not like, a lot?

Viq: Hm, nah, I mean we do get to see this amazing wall!

Vibs: ... *snaps fingers - Wall disappears* What about now?

Viq: VIBS! You just removed the Great Wall of China from China!

Vibs: Yeah, you annoyed?

Viq: I'm beyond annoyed, I'm so very startled I might go back to wearing diapers!

Vibs: Wau, not even did I annoy you, I actually made you go back a step in the process of life.

Viq: How could you remove such an ancient important thing that is over 10,000 kilometres long?

Vibs: well I didn't remove it, I just moved it...

Viq: TO WHERE?

Vibs: yeh, good point.. hmm ..

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*Somewhere in Denmark*

Man: Du godeste! Nogen har bygget en 10,000 kilometer lang mur på den lille havfrue! *Running around in circles, panicking*

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: Something? What the hey's happening to my skin?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *dusts off trousers* Where is that--*is transported to the Great Wall of Denmark* Where is...THAT?*is transported to the location of the twins* Younglings? What do ye here? *is transported back outside to beside the swamp thing* Oh, gross, gross gross...I think I have Something Gross on my new boots...

 

[The Count]

*Kicks Hebbage back into the hotel to be rid of him once more.

Something Gross, feeling Nel's warm wild Irish rosy breath on his neck and in his left ear as her hands mold and meld his shoulders back and forth rhythmically: Never mind zat, it is ze swamp welcoming vouz as one of its denizens, one of ze more bootiful ones. *Looks at her sly smile remembering the motion of her hands on his shoulders: Uh Nel ma darling... What are vouz gooing?

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: You never told me this would happen. I don't want to be a swamp creature. You said it yourself, I am beautiful. As much as I love you, I don't want to become mud. Therefore *firey look in her eyes* I am going back to my leprechauns. Do what you like, follow me if you want, but I can't do this. *begins getting ready to leave*

 

[The Count]

... The lovely form of Nel rises from the puddle, though she is unable to leave, only for the moment, as her legs have not yet formed from the muckened mass. The marshlily Gross gave her is now tucked artfully behind her left ear in the tresses of her streaming lightly wettened hair. An ivy vine wrap-like bodice has wrapped aroundher mid-section, various strands of moss clinging to the top, revealing just a hint of her smooth silty skin. The leaves of additional marshlilies have been sewn together at the bottom of the bodice, creating the illusion of a skirt, gently lapped at by the liquid beneath her body.

Something Gross, rising to meet and entreat her: But Nel ma sweet swamp flower... Vouz fell in love with moi, so vouz must at some level love ze muck and ze mud, zince zat iz what I am. Zese how vouz say, leprecóns, zey are of ze magic-type folk? Well, a walking talking living ball of swampness like moiself is somewhat magical too, no? And by becoming my she-swamp sweetárt, vouz will be magical too... Although vouz already are magical, but in ze other way nespa?
*Gives Nel a knowing sort of smile as he softly runs his hand down her back.
Please Nel, be rezonable... Ze swamp, she is not so bad being part of it... After all, now vouz are as green as zose leprecón friends of yours. And a very most attractive shade of light lime I must say mon cherri. It iz vouz I love and vouz I ópe to make áppi ere in my ome in ze muck and ze mire. But I will leave vouz to reflect upon ze choice and return when vouz áve made a final decision.
*Busses Nel's cheek softly yet sweetly before reverting to the depths of the ooze, leaving Nel to think over her current situation, the maiden of moss and ruler of Something Gross's heart.

 

[Vibs]

Viq: ... Viiibs?

Vibs: yeah?

Viq: Are you doing the "Transport as many things/people/whatnots as possible at once" game with yourself again?

Vibs: ... No?...

Viq: *gives her THE look*

Vibs: Okay, yeah, it's just I'm bored here in China and pretty disappointed too. I mean, everybody talks of China and the great wall of China and now we're here it's like... not here!

Viq: ...YOU MOVED IT!

Vibs: I know, but still it's like they shouldn't put the location of the great wall of china in the tourist guide if it's not even there.

Viq: You! but! it! oh! argh! you freak, you arh, I've.. gone.. mad... arh..

Vibs: Yay! It worked, I have officially driven you insane again. Okay I'm gonna bring everything back to normal *claps* there. And let's head home, I could really use a nap before sneaking off to stare at Jack sleeping all night.

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *still trapped by robots* *singing off-key* NOOOOOOOOObody knows the trouble I've seeeeeeeeeeen! NOOOOOOOOOObody knows my sorroooooooow! Ugh, this is getting old fast... for once I wish that Vibsy thing was here and could just snap her fingers and I could go to Denmark or something...

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *looks thoughtful, her hair falling across her face* Something, I don't know what I'll do, but for now, I want to go home. Even just for a little while. *looks out into the woods, then back over at Something with a sly smile as she exits*

 

[The Count]

Something Gross: Very well ma petite... Boo am I to stand in ze way of your áppiness. But I boo wish vouz would return to me before ze day is done... Zen I may elp vouz make a decision, support it, and give vouz what vouz cherish as much as I cherish vouz.
*A mixture of playfulness and seriousness graces his gross grinning countenance as he watches her go into the woods, hoping Nel will indeed come back to their little love lagoon.