"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beauregard]

Father: *pauses on indecision* Look, sister-in-brother-in-law-in-thing...While a collection of pencil sharpners would be a rather nice and diverting way to spend ones afternoon...I really must be going. *unfolds map* *turns map upside down* *flips map over* *squints* *folds map away again* Ok...pencil sharpenings do sound very educational.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Oh brilliant. Here, take this yellow one. Whenever I'm writing one of my monster rock ballads, and my pencil snaps I always find its helpful if I put my pencil inside of it, twist it until it comes to a firm point. Then it can be written with, drawn with and can also be used as a potential weapon. Jolly good. Any questions?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Why did you hand me a garden rake?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

I didn't realise I had. Well you know what they say, rake today, scone tomorrow *bombards father with scones*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: We like to call them scones...unless they're s'gone.

 

[Erine81981]

Somewhere over the ocean........

Yakky: *curled up in a ball* Is this safe?

Biggy: Don't worry Yakky. Everything is going to be fine. *reads the radar* We should be close by.

Good. I can't wait to electrocute them to death.

Yakky: How would you kill them? They're robots.

So. I can kill anything that lives and breaths.

Yakky: Yea but they don't eat.

Oh yes they do. You haven't seen them eat.

 

[Beakerfan]

Goldie: *sitting in between Yakky's front hooves* Don't worry Yakky! I'm sure Kyle and Biggy know what they're doing. *holds on to Yakky a little tighter*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Goat: <still very much tied up and blindfolded and otherwise restrained in some undisclosed location, thanks to a couple of robots> <mutters> This BETTER not be some trick to get me to shower. I am NOT taking a shower. I am NOT. TAKING. A SHOWER. I've already had one and a half this month. <continues muttering to self and whomever else cares to listen>

 

[Erine81981]

Vic Robo: Shut up you. *kicks Goat* Ted have you got everything figured out?

Ted Robo: Yes master. I have.

Vic Robo: Good job Ted. Now we'll get those two stupid idoits down here soon.

Ted Robo: What will we do with the prisoners?

Vic Robo: I have just the plan.

Narrator: Vic Robo pulls a leaver which reveiles a pit that opens and down below a pool of water. In that pool of water are alligators, piranhas and lions.

Ted Robo: Lions?

Vic Robo: He didn't say lions.

Ted Robo: What did he say?

Vic Robo: I don't know but he didn't say lions.

Narrator: I did to say Lions.

Vic Robo: But why would lions be in water?

Narrator: Are you the narrator?

Vic Robo: No.

Narrator: THEN HUSH!

Vic Robo: sorry.

Narrator: So with that Vic Robo and Ted put Jack and Goat in a rope type net over the alligators and piranhas. And then put Mairin and Jason over the pit of Lions. (to Vic Robo) See thats what i meant.

Vic Robo: Oh i see. I should i had my hence men build it. (to the prisoners) If ya'll try anything to get loose you will plumpet down to the pits of your own death. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

Both: Baha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.........

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Right. I'm off then, Dandan. I have an appointment with a plumet to the death. *scans map for logical locations of georgraphy deep enough for pits, and wide enough for aligators and secure enough for remaining hidden* Well, there's Wilson's...but I can't see our managment having the snap to install crocodile pits...Ahh-ha! The Mechanical Fault(line), near Human Error, it's about five miles from here...If I set out now by car I should get there about the same time as the Yakmobile...