"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Beakerfan]

Goldie: *grins and hugs Yakky's hoof, because she can actually reach around his hoof*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *dials out on mobile* Hello, is that the Magic School? I'd like to leave a note for Mother if and when you see her. Apparently some relatives of ours have been kidnapped by strange auntomated alternatives to our son and his pet so I'm out to get them...I'll be back in time for tea. *ends phone call* *heads upstairs to find mapbook and camoflague jacket*

 

[Beakerfan]

Nell: *cleaning her house* Can't you leprechauns at least sort your laundry? *picks a dozen tiny pairs of socks up off of the kitchen counter* OOF! *walks into pot of gold* And will someone please do something with this pot?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*drops from ceiling* Finally, dear brother. I've been waiting for you up there all day. Don't ask how I got there, let's just say it involved a lot of marmalade and a lot more marmalade. In fact, I may have ruined your ceiling with excessive amounts of marmalade. MARMALADE!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: That explains the vacuum and the dry toast...whatever did you do with the butter?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Butter? Please do I look like that kinda gal. Anyway what's shaking over here? I was bored so I thought I'd come see my second-favourite brother. Fem's on vacation in...erm...what's it called? Where they make all the vacuum cleaners? Lots of nuns beat each other up? Horses eat each other? VENICE! Thats it.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: I'd love to stay and chat but robots stole my lodgers...*heads to leave house, thinks, and returns*...actually, I'd love to stay and chat.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*eyes bulge* You....would? *mouth falls open* Well of course, I'll give you a massage, brother, I've just been taking a course. *takes out shotgun and a sheep from bag* Now it's called a shotgun massage. You're not supposed to use a loaded gun but I always think it's more fun if you do.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: On second thoughts, lodger stealing robots really do have a ring to them...bye! *leaves rapidly out the door*

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*chases* Come back! I havent even shown you my new collection of pencil sharpeners yet!