"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *wakes up* I am NOT a louse! I am a rat. Thank you very much. And I am NOT your Dada!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I disagree...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...WHEN did this happen?!

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: When did what happen?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: ...I'd... I'd tell you but... *whispers* There are children here! Children that are apparently mine...

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: oh, that....was it that horrible that you forgot?! <slaps Jack>

 

[theprawncracker]

JacK: ...Wait... Was that the day you wore my shirt that morning... Ohhhhh...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *awakens* Yes, Jack, there are children...so...what did happen anyway? *leans closer*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <rolls eys> You're a nit-wit!....Both of you...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Hey...this is my house! And I could have you...I could ask you to...not call me a nit-wit...