"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I Don't Believe You!

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: Neither did the saints of Aldershot beleive me when I sent them a sign!

Father: *unconcious*

Hevej: Fine! Fine, it's me, Captain Skullington Hevej. I'm here to make a propsition to you...You give me the dragon, and I'll lend you one thousand baby-blue baby rattles which sell, at wholesale price, with a fair profit margain. Just give me Sax, girl, and I'll give you anything.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Give you what?!...I MOST CERTAINLY WILL NOT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY HONOUR, YOU FIEND!

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: ...I said Sax...

Father: *awakens* Hevej! How dare you insult her honour, you fiend!

Hevej: *eyes narrow* I see I can't get Sax from the girl by conventional means...*turns and strides away* I will be back, count on it.

Father: I'm dreadfully sorry, Mairin...seems he's obsessed with Saryx...

 

[TogetherAgain]

Kelly: <whispers> ...I don't get it.

Tabby: <whispers> Neither do I.

Ann: <whispers> I think that's good.

Kittens: <huddle around Mairin's feet>

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: You certainly have some shady friends Mr. Moppet.

Saryx: Squeak!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Some? Trust me...more than just some! This week I had some girl turn up quite randomly with a DRAGON for crying out loud! *blinks* Nevermind.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: *punches Moppet*

 

[Beauregard]

Father: That's been happening a lot lately. *falls unconcious* *eyes flicker open* Maybe I should adjust my lifestyle somewhat...*eyes shut*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: That's an understatement...<scratches Saryx under the chin>

Saryx: Prrum

Mairin: Let's go kittens <walks away, leaving Moppet alone and unconscious in the woods>