"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[TogetherAgain]

Ann and Tabby: <whisper> Ooh...

Kelly: <whispers> How about... Lily? Lola? Lena? Leyla?

Ann: <whispers> Kelly?

Kelly: <whispers> No, that's my name.

Ann: <whisprs> Hush.

Kelly: <whispers> Oh.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *adjusts listening device*

Hevej: What kind of name is Lola?

Father: *hums* She was a show-girl...

Hevej: Please, God, anything but that...

Father: *hums* ...a chocolate donut on each ear...

Hevej: *takes biconulars*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Those are good names...But I was think more along the lines of something exotic....like....like....Saryx! Yeah, Saryx sounds prefect!

Dragon: Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Mairin: You like that name, do you?

Dragon: Squeak!

Mairin: Than Saryx it is!

 

[Beauregard]

Father: She called it Saryx.

Hevej: Ooh, what a sssarxy name.

Father: ...actually, the Y comes before the X.

Hevej: No...its W, X, Y, and Z...and you call yourself the intelligent one.

Father: Yeah, well, I was reciting backwards.

Hevej: There's no Y or X in backwards...

Father: When did you become a dictionary?

Hevej: Ha! *pause* I looted one from a nursery cruise ship.

Father: They still have those?

Hevej: Yeah. I got some very cute rattles too. They come in at quite a price on the baby-blue market.

Father: Oh...interesting. Anything else from that sells well?

Hevej: I could sell you some infants at half price. Boy and girl, or girl and boy. or both.

Father: ...What were you doing on a nursary ship???

Hevej: Looking for a nanny.

Father: Are you having a kid I don't know about, or-

Hevej: Heck, no! A nanny for me!

Father: ...you need a nanny?

Hevej: Remember the sssarxy nanny you used to have for your twins?

Father: Actually, the Y comes before the X.

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: Did you hear something?

 

[Beauregard]

Hevej: *covers Father's mouth with hand* Shh!!!

Father: *moves hand* Is it wrong that I like the smell of whatever you last washed your hands with?

Hevej: Oh, gosh, yes, that is wrong wrong!

Father: I thought so. Nevermind.

Hevej: I'm not covering your mouth again now...

Father: Sorry. I'll be quiet. I will.

Hevej: ...

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: I definatly heard something that time...Who's there?

Saryx: SQUEE!?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *puts hands up*

Hevej: Why was I given you as a pirate partner? Nicky, she gets Mac. Me, I get you.

Father: Technically, I'm Nicky's...

Hevej: Nicky has Mac.

Father: Yeah, well, I have Windows XP!

Hevej: I don't even understand that.

Father: Product palacement.

Hevej: Oh, slick. Shall we return to the scene?

Father: Sure, sure.

Hevej: *gets out of the car*

Father: *does the same*

 

[RedDragon]

Mairin: <picks up Saryx> Who's there?

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *to Hevej* Let me handle this. *calls out* Who's there, who?

Hevej: I'm not sure that was part of a joke...

Father: What?

Hevej: Knock, knock.

Father: Who's there.

Hevej: Nora

Father: Nora who?

Hevej: Nora am I gunna stand'a here while you mess this up. *punches Father out cold* *yells* No one is here!