"The Moppet Family - Same Family, New Thread..."

[Erine81981]

Biggy: Cool! Kettle corn. My favorite.

Yakky: When has that been your favorites?

Biggy: Since Kyle introduced me to it.

He's always liked it since the first time I meet him.

Yakky: Whatever. Could we hurry up. I've got to go.

Biggy & Me: Ewwwwwww....

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *hits breaks* The day you marry Vibs is the day I...*pause*...am free of Vibs...can kids get married under age with gaurdian permission?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: *blink* It was just a joke Bo... Keep driving before we're flooded with Yak... Milk? Ewww...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *drives* Does anyone know the way to the circus? Anyone? No one? Should we stop for directions? *pulls over and winds down window* Hey, you. You with the white face and the red nose...is there a circus around here?

 

[theprawncracker]

Clown: ...You're British... Aren't you...
Jack: Hey there, mac, let us through, okay? We gotta get this guy some kettle corn. And we've got a yak with a full bladder back here...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Yacky, if you dare milk all over my car, I swear I'll...never drink milk again...

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: That may be for the best, have you looked in the mirror lately? You've really let yourself go.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: Of course I've looked in the mirror! I'm driving, arn't I? *looks for the mirror* Oh, where is it on this car anyway?

 

[theprawncracker]

Jack: You don't even know where the mirrors are on your own car?! Sheesh, please just park it and let's get this yak to the bathroom before we're flooded with yak milk or we crash due to lack-of-mirrors.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: The only lack in this car is SELF-CONTROL! Now CONTROL yourself, hang onto your PANTS and let ME do the DRIVING! *drives 5 times around a roundabout* I have to stop having these mood-swings...and roundabouts...